Okay so I've had this amazing idea in my head all night and I have to write about it! Russell Westbrook is a free agent NEXT OFFSEASON (2018)
So, here's how it works. The Raptors let Kyle Lowry walk, and phone up THE TRIPLE DOUBLE MACHINE and offer him all the money they can to come play for us!! Russell doesn't want to be disloyal like the terrible traitor Durant but Masai sweet talks him 'cause he's great.
Westbrook thinks the Raptors would be great for him because Derozan can help him score, Dwayne Casey will let him shoot AS MUCH AS HE WANTS and he knows Serge Ibaka is SO MUCH FUN TO PLAY WITH.
So Westbrook shows up and SCORES SO MUCH while Derozan scores a lot as well, and everyone plays great great defense.
THEN THE RAPTORS DOMINATE EVERYONE IN THE EAST AND SWEEP THE CAVS IN THE SEASON SERIES AND IN THE PLAYOFFS AFTER WHICH LEBRON RETIRES WHEN THE RAPTORS BEAT GOLDEN STATE/SPURS IN THE FINALS
THE RAPTORS GO ON TO WIN FIVE/SIX CHAMPIONSHIPS DWAYNE CASEY HAS A STATUE BUILT AND WESTBROOK/DEROZAN ARE AMAZING LEGENDS IN CANADA
What do you all think???
So, here's how it works. The Raptors let Kyle Lowry walk, and phone up THE TRIPLE DOUBLE MACHINE and offer him all the money they can to come play for us!! Russell doesn't want to be disloyal like the terrible traitor Durant but Masai sweet talks him 'cause he's great.
Westbrook thinks the Raptors would be great for him because Derozan can help him score, Dwayne Casey will let him shoot AS MUCH AS HE WANTS and he knows Serge Ibaka is SO MUCH FUN TO PLAY WITH.
So Westbrook shows up and SCORES SO MUCH while Derozan scores a lot as well, and everyone plays great great defense.
THEN THE RAPTORS DOMINATE EVERYONE IN THE EAST AND SWEEP THE CAVS IN THE SEASON SERIES AND IN THE PLAYOFFS AFTER WHICH LEBRON RETIRES WHEN THE RAPTORS BEAT GOLDEN STATE/SPURS IN THE FINALS
THE RAPTORS GO ON TO WIN FIVE/SIX CHAMPIONSHIPS DWAYNE CASEY HAS A STATUE BUILT AND WESTBROOK/DEROZAN ARE AMAZING LEGENDS IN CANADA
What do you all think???
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