The idea that the NBA has been rigging the draft rather than just random chance seems to be almost worthy of a Louis Black monologue (or at least a shitty facsimile).
"So let me get this straight, the NBA and a worldwide accounting firm are colluding to rig the draft year after year and ensuring the top pick is going to.....FUCKING CLEVELAND????
It only makes sense the multi-millions of dollars hush money the NBA would have to pay Ernst and Young and the massive fallout if the conspiracy were ever made public would be more than made up by the DOZENS OF EXTRA FANS a Cleveland powerhouse would attract."
Finally, the same people who are positive this is impossible to be random chance also buy lottery tickets and actually believe they have a chance to win!
"So let me get this straight, the NBA and a worldwide accounting firm are colluding to rig the draft year after year and ensuring the top pick is going to.....FUCKING CLEVELAND????
It only makes sense the multi-millions of dollars hush money the NBA would have to pay Ernst and Young and the massive fallout if the conspiracy were ever made public would be more than made up by the DOZENS OF EXTRA FANS a Cleveland powerhouse would attract."
Finally, the same people who are positive this is impossible to be random chance also buy lottery tickets and actually believe they have a chance to win!
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