15 months ago in Raptor land
Andrea Bargnani had nary a fan
Rudy Gay had eye surgery hooray hooree
Don't get too excited he still couldn't see
Masaiah Ujiri the new GM on site
He brought with him hope, dreams and all kinds of fight
But his "mentor" had left him, oh, such a mess
Who could have see what was to come, no one, I'd guess
Ujiri duped Dolan, it was the dupe of all dupes
He TRADED BARGNANI and got draft picks to boot!
As fireworks and streamers took off in the sky
Tim and Sid sang a song that almost made me cry
Change was upon us, oh yes it had begun
We were amped and excited, oh how this would be fun!
Rudy Gay could see, his shots would certainly drop
Yes he and DeRozan would take us to the top
As the season began, it did not happen as planned
We were losing, not winning, and for this, WE SHALL NOT STAND
Rudy you dumbass why do you take so many shots?
Wait. What? He banned box scores?
RUDY CAN SEE its true, then what's his excuse
As brick upon brick clangs towards the roof
We have fire in our eyes and hatred in our hearts
Masaiah Ujiri, where art thou? Where art....
RUDY GAY was traded! My goodness to whom?
To the Knicks (I wish), no to the Kings you buffoons
I don't care who we got back the Gay is gone!
I take that back, it's not what I mean! Shit sorry I'll carry on
We lost Quincy his beard and Aaron Gray,
I was almost led to another one, but I will not, no way!
In return it was Greivis and Chucky and PPat and Salmons
Why'd I end on that? I'll go have some almonds?
We started to win, our bench was better
But this was a mirage, we all know better
As the wins continues, our expectations changed
Maybe the Atlantic title was in our Range
The season came to an end, many records in place,
DD was an all-star, Lowry snubbed in the race
TRoss looked like a player, JV a beast
Add in our bench, WERE A FORCE in the east
7 games later our season was done
There were curse words, and bruises and all kinds of fun
As free agents were pending we all began to fret
But with Masaiah Ujiri, the best is to come yet!
Sorry I just watched 3 raps games from last year on nbatv and got a little fired up...
The season is 50 days away
Andrea Bargnani had nary a fan
Rudy Gay had eye surgery hooray hooree
Don't get too excited he still couldn't see
Masaiah Ujiri the new GM on site
He brought with him hope, dreams and all kinds of fight
But his "mentor" had left him, oh, such a mess
Who could have see what was to come, no one, I'd guess
Ujiri duped Dolan, it was the dupe of all dupes
He TRADED BARGNANI and got draft picks to boot!
As fireworks and streamers took off in the sky
Tim and Sid sang a song that almost made me cry
Change was upon us, oh yes it had begun
We were amped and excited, oh how this would be fun!
Rudy Gay could see, his shots would certainly drop
Yes he and DeRozan would take us to the top
As the season began, it did not happen as planned
We were losing, not winning, and for this, WE SHALL NOT STAND
Rudy you dumbass why do you take so many shots?
Wait. What? He banned box scores?
RUDY CAN SEE its true, then what's his excuse
As brick upon brick clangs towards the roof
We have fire in our eyes and hatred in our hearts
Masaiah Ujiri, where art thou? Where art....
RUDY GAY was traded! My goodness to whom?
To the Knicks (I wish), no to the Kings you buffoons
I don't care who we got back the Gay is gone!
I take that back, it's not what I mean! Shit sorry I'll carry on
We lost Quincy his beard and Aaron Gray,
I was almost led to another one, but I will not, no way!
In return it was Greivis and Chucky and PPat and Salmons
Why'd I end on that? I'll go have some almonds?
We started to win, our bench was better
But this was a mirage, we all know better
As the wins continues, our expectations changed
Maybe the Atlantic title was in our Range
The season came to an end, many records in place,
DD was an all-star, Lowry snubbed in the race
TRoss looked like a player, JV a beast
Add in our bench, WERE A FORCE in the east
7 games later our season was done
There were curse words, and bruises and all kinds of fun
As free agents were pending we all began to fret
But with Masaiah Ujiri, the best is to come yet!
Sorry I just watched 3 raps games from last year on nbatv and got a little fired up...
The season is 50 days away
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