Has anyone heard of Masai Uriji's secret plan?! It was recently revealed to me by an unnamed source that Nash is just hurting his trade value pretending to have a bad back and comes to the Raptors. Then Masai's master plan will fall in to place. Bhullar is the first piece Masai assembles. He will take off his fat suit revealing his super athletic body and unmask himself as the best center in the game. Then Tristan Thompson will come. Followed by Kelly and STAUSKAS?!? Then Nash blows a conch shell and Wiggins descends from the air completing the collection as Bennett hobbles out of breath to join the huddle too.
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NeedTristanThompson wrote: View PostHas anyone heard of Masai Uriji's secret plan?! It was recently revealed to me by an unnamed source that Nash is just hurting his trade value pretending to have a bad back and comes to the Raptors. Then Masai's master plan will fall in to place. Bhullar is the first piece Masai assembles. He will take off his fat suit revealing his super athletic body and unmask himself as the best center in the game. Then Tristan Thompson will come. Followed by Kelly and STAUSKAS?!? Then Nash blows a conch shell and Wiggins descends from the air completing the collection as Bennett hobbles out of breath to join the huddle too.
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NeedTristanThompson wrote: View PostHas anyone heard of Masai Uriji's secret plan?! It was recently revealed to me by an unnamed source that Nash is just hurting his trade value pretending to have a bad back and comes to the Raptors. Then Masai's master plan will fall in to place. Bhullar is the first piece Masai assembles. He will take off his fat suit revealing his super athletic body and unmask himself as the best center in the game. Then Tristan Thompson will come. Followed by Kelly and STAUSKAS?!? Then Nash blows a conch shell and Wiggins descends from the air completing the collection as Bennett hobbles out of breath to join the huddle too.
...Unguardable even Barkley Gaiden himself.
In all seriousness though, Nash to the Raptors front office makes sense from a marketing standpoint alone.
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NeedTristanThompson wrote: View PostYeah I just wish Thompson fit better with the Raptors so it would be reasonable to attempt to acquire him, he's wasting away over there in Cleveland
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