Well after dropping a moose sized steamer in Denver the Raps head into Salt Lake City to take on the Jazz. This one should give a glimpse into the makeup of the team as there is much penance to be paid for the debacle we watched between innings of the World Series in the Mile High City.
Starting for the Raps... The Usual Suspects
PG Kyle "Gotta Start Hitting the 3 Pretty Effing Soon" Lowry
SG Demar " I can pass.. but I better not telegraph it like a Browns QB does" Derozan
SF Norman " Breathe Norm Breathe" Powell
PF Serge " Anger Managment" Ibalka
C Jonas " I gotta close out on that guy but I just can't get there fast enough" Valanciunas
Starting for the Mormon Tabernacle Jazz
PG Ricky " No shot from beyond the arc" Rubio
SG Rodney " Picked after Bruno" Hood
SF Joe " I can't believe they paid me that kind money" Ingles
PF Derrick " Going to have to fight Serge tonight ?" Favours
C Rudy " All D no O" Gobert
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A few things to ponder going into the tilt with the Jazz
1. How much toilet paper is it going to take to wipe up that pile of excrement the Raps left on the floor of the Pepsi Centre in Denver. Will a team at the end of 13 day 6 game roadie have the werewithall to take the last game ? This performance will give a bit of an insight into the competitive soul of the 2017-18 Raptors.
2. With respect to the real slim shady... Will the real Bebe Nogueria please stand up.. please stand up... Is it the guy we saw in Portland who defended well on the PnR, blocked shots and rang up a very solid offensive performance .. or the guy who showed up in Denver a day late and buck short ?
3. Jack talked about it within the guidelines of being a paid employee of the MLSE broadcast team... but its starting to be a real concern... can anyone make an open jimmy beyond the arc ? Anyone ? Thats you Norm and Kyle.
So here we go... The Fearless Prediction... Raps win a close one from the Mormons.
Starting for the Raps... The Usual Suspects
PG Kyle "Gotta Start Hitting the 3 Pretty Effing Soon" Lowry
SG Demar " I can pass.. but I better not telegraph it like a Browns QB does" Derozan
SF Norman " Breathe Norm Breathe" Powell
PF Serge " Anger Managment" Ibalka
C Jonas " I gotta close out on that guy but I just can't get there fast enough" Valanciunas
Starting for the Mormon Tabernacle Jazz
PG Ricky " No shot from beyond the arc" Rubio
SG Rodney " Picked after Bruno" Hood
SF Joe " I can't believe they paid me that kind money" Ingles
PF Derrick " Going to have to fight Serge tonight ?" Favours
C Rudy " All D no O" Gobert
Media Graphics and Images
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A few things to ponder going into the tilt with the Jazz
1. How much toilet paper is it going to take to wipe up that pile of excrement the Raps left on the floor of the Pepsi Centre in Denver. Will a team at the end of 13 day 6 game roadie have the werewithall to take the last game ? This performance will give a bit of an insight into the competitive soul of the 2017-18 Raptors.
2. With respect to the real slim shady... Will the real Bebe Nogueria please stand up.. please stand up... Is it the guy we saw in Portland who defended well on the PnR, blocked shots and rang up a very solid offensive performance .. or the guy who showed up in Denver a day late and buck short ?
3. Jack talked about it within the guidelines of being a paid employee of the MLSE broadcast team... but its starting to be a real concern... can anyone make an open jimmy beyond the arc ? Anyone ? Thats you Norm and Kyle.
So here we go... The Fearless Prediction... Raps win a close one from the Mormons.
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