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  • SVG: Bosh Followed Wade Around "Like a Lap Dog"

    R. Chris Bosh made his announcement on ESPN. Said he’s joining Wade.

    SVG: Well, he’s been following him around for two weeks like his lapdog. So that doesn’t really surprise me.

    R. What does that do to that team?

    SVG: Certainly they’re, they were good anyway. They’re a team that was, the last two years was a number 5 seed and now they just added one of the best forwards in basketball. As far as a straight one-two punch that compares pretty favorably to Kobe and Pau Gasol. It’s right there. I think they’re instant contenders. I don’t think there’s any doubt. They’re instant contenders to win an NBA championship. It makes them very, very good. It’s not like they’re done. They’ve got a lot of money to put pieces around them. … I don’t care, right now, I can tell you they’ll get good enough pieces that they’re instant contenders.
    Orlando Sentinel

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    I've had this picture in my head for a couple days now. Maybe Mess can help make it happen, given his undeniable talent for photoshop:

    A puli (dog breed... you'll understand when you see it) being walked by its owner, but the owner's face is replaced by Wade and the dog's face is replaced by Bosh... and the caption would read:

    "DWade's Bitch"

    Here's what a puli looks like:

    http://www.dogsindepth.com/herding_d...s/puli_h03.jpg

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    • #3
      geebee wrote: View Post
      Nah man a Puli looks like a big dog (at least in that picture) and being the big dog is a slang for being an Alpha.

      I think a Mexican Hairless is much more appropriate considering he shaved his dreads:

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      • #4
        Ummmm... pulis are around 25 lbs... hardly "big" dogs.

        Ever seen the Bud ad where the guy put his dog on his head and pretended to be a rasta to get into a bar? That was a puli.

        Anyway, I thought it would work on a visual level. I think using a mexican hairless is a little over the top. You're entitled to prefer your own imagery though.

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        • #5
          SVG Calls Bosh Wade's Lapdog

          Refreshing interview with Stan Van Gundy on the free agent charade:

          [ed.: um, yeah, the one linked above.]

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          • #6
            Ya that was a pretty epic Batman and Robin bit Mess, you are the RR specialist. Can you maybe put Wades head on Paris Hilton, with Bosh's head on her little purse dog?

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            • #7
              geebee wrote: View Post
              HA...man, that would be perfect if Bosh didn't cut off his dreads. I probably would have just used the dog in place of Bosh's head on his body.

              If anything I think Lebron is heading into Paris Hilton territory with this one hour special garbage.
              Two beer away from being two beers away.

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              • #8
                Chris BEEYOTCH

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                • #9
                  Mess wrote: View Post
                  HA...man, that would be perfect if Bosh didn't cut off his dreads. I probably would have just used the dog in place of Bosh's head on his body.

                  If anything I think Lebron is heading into Paris Hilton territory with this one hour special garbage.
                  Its King James. You kiddin me?

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                  • #10
                    Kobe didn't want the red carpet when he signed his extension. He didn't even want to really spend much time talking about it as he was too busy thinking about another ring.

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                    • #11
                      Nick wrote: View Post
                      Its King James. You kiddin me?
                      I don't watch basketball for the "global icons".
                      Two beer away from being two beers away.

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                      • #12
                        Apollo wrote: View Post
                        Kobe didn't want the red carpet when he signed his extension. He didn't even want to really spend much time talking about it as he was too busy thinking about another ring.
                        Who cares about rings when you can become a billionaire via self marketing. Have you ever seen anything like what King James is doing? This guy is maximizing in every possible way. If Kobe tried doing this he would look like a retard, because well, he's not king james. You may get tired of his antics, but you can't disagree with the infatuation millions of other people have with him.

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                        • #13
                          Mess wrote: View Post
                          I don't watch basketball for the "global icons".
                          So you would rather watch a flawless fundamental game between two pro European teams, rather then watch King James? I agree with you on most stuff Mess, but on this one- BULLHONKY!

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                          • #14
                            Nick wrote: View Post
                            Who cares about rings when you can become a billionaire via self marketing. Have you ever seen anything like what King James is doing? This guy is maximizing in every possible way. If Kobe tried doing this he would look like a retard, because well, he's not king james. You may get tired of his antics, but you can't disagree with the infatuation millions of other people have with him.
                            Yeah, Kobe isn't King James. He has five NBA championships and more money.

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                            • #15
                              Apollo wrote: View Post
                              Yeah, Kobe isn't King James. He has five NBA championships and more money.
                              Kobe has had sick supporting casts to go along with his championships, as well the best coach of all time, anybody will tell you this isn't comparable. As for the economics, when both have retired, Lebron will have a higher net worth then Kobe has when he retires.

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