This won't happen, but it's such a good idea I just had to share it.
WHAT IF we could use Bargnani to acquire Nene and J.R. Smith. Think about it.
Nene and Leandro Barbosa are Brazilian National Team teammates and childhood friends.
J.R. and DeMar know each other quite well and I believe worked out together in the offseason.
Nene and J.R. are already both familiar with Linas Kleiza, a former Nugget himself.
Most importantly though, take a look at this lineup...
C - Nene
PF - Amir Johnson
SF - Sonny Weems
SG - DeMar DeRozan
PG - Jarrett Jack
Bench - J.R. Smith, Leandro Barbosa, Ed Davis, Linas Kleiza, Solomon Alabi
(I ignored Calderon, let's just pretend he was traded for cap room...)
That is, without a doubt, the most athletic team I have ever seen.
Would they win games? iunno, that's a question for another day... but they'd be unbelievably fun to watch.