hahaha you have too much time on your hands Matt!"BC: Thank you everyone for coming out today. Without a doubt this has been the most rewarding season for me in my time in Toronto and I think it has been one of the most successful season we have seen in Toronto ever. Everything we did went according to plan. We set out to get the 9th pick and we did. We set out to finish the year with 2 D-League players starting and we did. We set out to change the culture of the franchise and we did. Clearly the fans agree as our season ticket sales are meeting and exceeding our expectations. Our first round draft pick from last year, Jonas Valanciunas, had a great year in Lithuania and made me look like a genius and the phone calls continue from other GM's telling me what a great pick he was. This season has gone exactly according to plan.
We have tremendous flexibility for this off season and I intend to take full advantage. On draft night, I plan on fleecing another team with a major deal and making the best selection of the draft at 9. I am the sh!t and it is time to recognize.
At this time I hand it over to Dwane so he can elaborate on how f*cking great everything is in Toronto. Dwane....
DC: Exactly what Bryan said. Regarding the current roster, the players will bust their ass this summer. I will be driving a Winnebago that can drive on water. I'll be busting current Raptor players asses all over the USA and in to Europe. I don't give a shit who you are. When my Winnebago pulls up in to your driveway or in to your harbour, you better be shit baked because you are going to work and bleed. If players don't agree with how I do things, I'll give them JJ's digits and he can fill them in on how that works. Next year we are going to hold teams under 60 points per game.... book it."
I anticipate it going something like that.