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    With the season winding down and little intrigue left other than lottery position, I thought it'd be fun to come up with a "yearbook-esque" "most likely to..." list for the current roster. Doesn't even have to be serious. For example:

    Raptor most likely to...
    • Accidentally knock a teammate unconscious: Jamaal Magloire
    • Be on Dancing with the Stars: Linas "Happy Feet" Kleiza
    • Go go-carting with Jose Calderon: Amir Johnson
    • Try to shake someone's hand left-handed: Ed Davis

  • #2
    Raptor most likely to:
    Bone multiple european models this summer: Il Mago
    The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show... and see if she likes the goods.

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    • #3
      Raptor most likely

      to make you tap...James Johnson
      to blow a dunk...Alabi
      dribb;e of his foot...Aaron Gray
      Twitter @WJ_FINDLAY

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      • #4
        Raptor most likely

        to be handed his walking papers.... Bayless
        to be delt...Ed Davis
        to be riding alot of pine next season....Magloire
        to get injured in International Play...Jose Calderon
        to have not gotten any better... Demar Derozan
        to play his whole carreer as a raptor.... Alabi(he prob wont get another contract LOL)

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        • #5
          Most likely to be wearing camo, even when not required to: Kleiza

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          • #6
            Most likely to lose the opening tip: Bargnani

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            • #7
              Most likely to wear sweatbands like 'Bron Bron: Bayless
              Most likely to be on "Shaqtin a Fool" on Inside the NBA: Alabi
              Most likely to give JJ a good kickboxing sparring session: Kleiza
              Most likely to start a "rap" career after basketball like JuJu has (very pathetic one): Amir
              Most likely to have many illegitimate children all around the world and pay for all the child support: Bargnani
              Most likely to flagrantly foul number 2 someone next season: Val
              Most likely to traded on draft day: Jose
              Most likely to be a colour analyst for ESPN/TNT after basketball: Magloire
              Most likely to have their offspring in the NBA: ED
              Most likely to fight Ron World Peace next season if he tries some shit: JJ
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              • #8
                This thread reminds me of the famous "Bargs is Tupac" thread,made by the infamous troll of all Raptor forums,Multipaul.
                NBADoppelgangers.tumblr.com

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                • #9
                  e2thed wrote: View Post
                  This thread reminds me of the famous "Bargs is Tupac" thread,made by the infamous troll of all Raptor forums,Multipaul.
                  I swear on my daughters lives I was just about to put up:

                  Most likely to star as Tupac in a biographical movie: Bargs.

                  I think the idea came from seeing a bit of Notorious last night on BET during Raptor commercials.

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                  • #10
                    Matt52 wrote: View Post
                    I swear on my daughters lives I was just about to put up:

                    Most likely to star as Tupac in a biographical movie: Bargs.

                    I think the idea came from seeing a bit of Notorious last night on BET during Raptor commercials.
                    Lmfao thats classic.

                    Now if Reggie was still here he would be the most likely to star in a biopic for ODB, 'cause he got 2 letters in that abbreviation down.
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                    • #11
                      e2thed wrote: View Post
                      Lmfao thats classic.

                      Now if Reggie was still here he would be the most likely to star in a biopic for ODB, 'cause he got 2 letters in that abbreviation down.
                      That, my friend, is classic! lol

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                      • #12
                        Most likely to:

                        have 10 illegitimate children: James Johnson
                        have relations with another man: Calderon
                        stalk women: Kleiza
                        cry on chick flix: Bargnani
                        most likely to be a bitch in prison: Demar

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                        • #13
                          most likely to hit a game winner: DeRozan

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                          • #14
                            NoPropsneeded wrote: View Post
                            most likely to hit a game winner: DeRozan
                            are you that guy at the game with the "marry me, Demar!" sign? lol just teasin

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                            • #15
                              NoPropsneeded wrote: View Post
                              most likely to hit a game winner: DeRozan
                              Last Raptor to actually hit a game winner, Weems last season in Orlando. Though its not a buzzer beater still very nice indeed.

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