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    Default REAL! Is The Zombie Apocalypse Here?! "Man" is Shot Dead Trying to Eat Another Alive!

    Miami police are still tight-lipped about the man they shot and killed on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, but new details back claims they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal, which one source now claims included his victimís nose and eyeballs.
    Miami police have not confirmed the details of what happened next, but sources close to the investigation told CBS4 News that officers found one man gnawing on the face of another, in what one police source called the most gruesome thing heíd ever seen.
    The fight was taking place at the causeway exit near the Miami Herald building, and amazed officers tried to stop it, ordering the man making a meal out of the other man to stop.
    Armando Aguilar, who heads the local chapter of the Fraternal Order of Police, said he has spoken with the officer who responded. Aguilar said the officer saw what the man was doing, and ordered him to stop. He said the man growled at the officer, and then returned to his meal.
    Aguilar said the man ate his victimís nose and eyeballs.

    The officer then used his service weapon and shot the man, Aguilar said, but the gunshot had no effect.
    Other sources confirmed that the man refused to obey, and continued his attack. Aguilar said the officer had no choice but to keep shooting until the attacker was dead.
    Police have had little official to say about the details, and have not released the name of the cannibalistic attacker.

    If a lifetime of watching Romero movies has taught me anything it's this: BE PREPARED!

    I've been waiting and prepping for this half my life. I dare the zombies to come at me. My shottie and axe (or as I like to call 'em, Sandy and Bella) are ready!

    Now the cops later go on to say that "the attack could be connected to a bad strain of LSD". I'm not buying it. Do not be fooled. I tell you now, don't ignore the signs. Be ready. You have been warned.

    Last edited by .40 Cal Flakes; Mon May 28th, 2012 at 11:16 PM.

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