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  • Raptors Win the Lottery 2018 NBA Draft

    Your 2017-18 Toronto Raptors have missed the playoffs for the 10 straight year, but there is light at the end of the tunnel as GM Bryan Colangelo, whose contract was renewed yet again (6th straight one year extension), is pleased as punch that the Raptors have snagged the overall number one pick in the 2018 draft lottery.

    The obvious number one pick is DeAndre Ayton, the now 7 foot 2 inch phenom with point guard skills. Colangelo says that Ayton will be used as a stretch 4 coming off the bench spelling his aging power forward Andrea Bargnani, who has a problem laying off the pasta and is tipping the scales at over 300 pounds and can no longer touch the rim or his toes. The elbow is good now though his PER has slipped into negative numbers.


  • #2
    Quite funny reading this. Pretty good player too.
    Twitter - @thekid_it

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    • #3
      Im sold. Lets commit.
      STICK TO THE PLAN

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      • #4
        After securing the first overall pick, BC packages it with Demar Derozan and Jonas Valanciunas to acquire 37 year old superstar Kobe Bryant who has just recovered from his second Achilles injury. Playoffs are on the horizon for the resurgent Toronto Raptors, BC assures the Raptor faithful as only a max-contract player with the history and reputation of KOBE ****IN' BRYANT could put Toronto back on the basketball map.

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