Playa hatas ball

[dyckie77]

Hey guys, just an idea to fill in these next few days of radio silence before free agency frenzy...c'mon we all be getting damn sick and tired of the Kawhi speculation garbage.

It's HIGH TIME we call out all the fucking PLAYA HATAS of the 2018-19 TORONTO RAPTORS CHAMPIONSHIP RUN!!!

There's the mega-blowhards:

Stephen Asshole Smith
Skip Classless

​​​​​​Plus the 376+ "professional" fucktards on ESPN
Etc, etc, etc.

OTOH, shout-outs must be given to the south-of-the-border supporters who sensed a little bit of "Big Short" action...I'm looking at you:

Charles Barkley
Tim Bontemps
Nate Silver/538 staff

Also, anyone who mentions "asterisk" should be fucked up the ass with a wire toilet brush.

And finally - and perhaps most egregiously we have this total after-the-fact hater podcast piece featuring Shaun Powell and presented by THE NBA fucking Hangtime...he calls for Kawhi to go directly to the Clippers - do not pass 'GO' - and says they will -have by fucking far a better title shot next year than the Raptors, I kid you not:

https://www.nba.com/article/2019/06/...ection=podcast


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[bertarapsfan]

skip Bayless would hate on Nelson Mandela if he left the spurs to free south Africa from apartheid

[bertarapsfan]

Stephen a smith's takes are so bad his mom just hopes no relatives ask how little Stephens doing when she's at thanksgiving diner.

[bertarapsfan]

chris Haynes has no intentions to report to journalism school.

[bertarapsfan]

Lawrence frank is attending his high school crushes wedding this weekend. he has high hopes he will be able to get her to commit to attend prom with him.

[bertarapsfan]

Daryl Morey has regressed to the mean of being a computer geek who never could hit a FT in high school.

[bertarapsfan]

Kendrick Perkins is dope and the biggest reason for the Celtics 08 championship

[G__Deane]

No time in my life for h8ters man.....or gratuitous f bombs