So….after a long hiatus.
Really Really Really hope everyone on this board, like me, just doesn’t have a family member or a friend or business acquaintance in your circle that has contracted Covid. Continue doing whatever it is your doing to continue to avoid infection. Please don't be afraid to come out of your house or condo as restrictions lift. We are not a nation of cowards.
So at this point in time we likely would have seen the first round of the NBA playoffs wrapped up and would be anxiously awaiting to watch the second round kick off..
In the East… we would likely have seen the following matchups.
At least in my weed and alcohol abused world . So what happened ?
Bucks vs Nets (yes the Nets choked down the stretch)
The Bucks wiped the floor with the Nets. Out in four not even remotely close games the Nets begin prepping for the 2021 season where both Durant and Irving are ready. How that works out remains to be seen. This year however, with or without Kyrie, the Nets show they are pretty lame stuff and get pummelled by the Bucks. A curb stomping.
Raps vs Magic
The Raps oust the Magic in 5 games despite losing game 3 on the road to Disneys best. Without Jonathan Issac Orlando has NO ONE who can stay with Siakam and he runs amok. Kyle owns an up and coming Markel Fultz and Vuc enters therapy after another series with Marc Gasol. The Raps put a beatdown on the Magic.
Clitlicks vs Pacers
Bill Simmons team once again takes on the Hosiers but it goes the full 7 this year as opposed to last year. Victor Olidipo finds his bearings and wins games 3 and 4 at home all by himself. Lithuanias own Domantas Sabonis comes up big and owns Kanter in game 6 to force game 7 in the scrubby grimy eastern backwater that is Boston. Jaylen Brown has a 30+ point game 7 playoff performance but it is overshadowed by a Tony Brothers no call in overtime that propels the Chowderheads to a 1 point win in overtime. How Chowders is that. Getting by on a dubious call by the NBA refs.
Heat vs Hinkies.
A heavyweight scrap to be sure. The best series in the East. It was a fouling on every possession slugfest that went 6 games. Despite no Ben Simmons the Hinkies get by the Heat and survive and advance. No one saw that rookie shooting sensation Duncan Robinson could be shut down for an entire series in the playoffs by the Hinkies but he was. Bam Adebyo, despite the incredibly loose NBA playoff whistle, would still continue to foul on just about every defensive possession but in an upset of biblical proportions he got called for them and had to sit for long stretches.The clock also struck midnight on the "Dragon" Goran Dragic and he came up as empty as a Trudeau promise. Jimmy Butler maintained his record of never getting out the second round despite averaging 20-10 and 7 a game. The Heat are who you think they are. Try hards with not enough talent to move the needle when the light shines at its brightest. Pat Reilly took out his Danny Ainge voodoo doll and began to stick pins in it as therapy. Yes everyone hates the Chowders.
Really Really Really hope everyone on this board, like me, just doesn’t have a family member or a friend or business acquaintance in your circle that has contracted Covid. Continue doing whatever it is your doing to continue to avoid infection. Please don't be afraid to come out of your house or condo as restrictions lift. We are not a nation of cowards.
So at this point in time we likely would have seen the first round of the NBA playoffs wrapped up and would be anxiously awaiting to watch the second round kick off..
In the East… we would likely have seen the following matchups.
At least in my weed and alcohol abused world . So what happened ?
Bucks vs Nets (yes the Nets choked down the stretch)
The Bucks wiped the floor with the Nets. Out in four not even remotely close games the Nets begin prepping for the 2021 season where both Durant and Irving are ready. How that works out remains to be seen. This year however, with or without Kyrie, the Nets show they are pretty lame stuff and get pummelled by the Bucks. A curb stomping.
Raps vs Magic
The Raps oust the Magic in 5 games despite losing game 3 on the road to Disneys best. Without Jonathan Issac Orlando has NO ONE who can stay with Siakam and he runs amok. Kyle owns an up and coming Markel Fultz and Vuc enters therapy after another series with Marc Gasol. The Raps put a beatdown on the Magic.
Clitlicks vs Pacers
Bill Simmons team once again takes on the Hosiers but it goes the full 7 this year as opposed to last year. Victor Olidipo finds his bearings and wins games 3 and 4 at home all by himself. Lithuanias own Domantas Sabonis comes up big and owns Kanter in game 6 to force game 7 in the scrubby grimy eastern backwater that is Boston. Jaylen Brown has a 30+ point game 7 playoff performance but it is overshadowed by a Tony Brothers no call in overtime that propels the Chowderheads to a 1 point win in overtime. How Chowders is that. Getting by on a dubious call by the NBA refs.
Heat vs Hinkies.
A heavyweight scrap to be sure. The best series in the East. It was a fouling on every possession slugfest that went 6 games. Despite no Ben Simmons the Hinkies get by the Heat and survive and advance. No one saw that rookie shooting sensation Duncan Robinson could be shut down for an entire series in the playoffs by the Hinkies but he was. Bam Adebyo, despite the incredibly loose NBA playoff whistle, would still continue to foul on just about every defensive possession but in an upset of biblical proportions he got called for them and had to sit for long stretches.The clock also struck midnight on the "Dragon" Goran Dragic and he came up as empty as a Trudeau promise. Jimmy Butler maintained his record of never getting out the second round despite averaging 20-10 and 7 a game. The Heat are who you think they are. Try hards with not enough talent to move the needle when the light shines at its brightest. Pat Reilly took out his Danny Ainge voodoo doll and began to stick pins in it as therapy. Yes everyone hates the Chowders.
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