Lowe and Simmons out in Grantland put together a ranking of each team using the following rating system:
Category No. 1: Relevance/Zeitgeist
Category No. 2: Hoops Nerdgasm Potential
Category No. 3: League Pass Minutiae
Category No. 4: Individual Player Appeal
Category No. 5: Unintentional Comedy/Irrational Affection/Personality Intangibles
It is quite entertaining.. they did it in two parts:
Part One: http://grantland.com/the-triangle/th...nkings-part-1/
Part Two: http://grantland.com/the-triangle/th...nkings-part-2/
The Raptors ranked 11th (and are mentioned in part 2):
Category No. 1: Relevance/Zeitgeist
Category No. 2: Hoops Nerdgasm Potential
Category No. 3: League Pass Minutiae
Category No. 4: Individual Player Appeal
Category No. 5: Unintentional Comedy/Irrational Affection/Personality Intangibles
It is quite entertaining.. they did it in two parts:
Part One: http://grantland.com/the-triangle/th...nkings-part-1/
Part Two: http://grantland.com/the-triangle/th...nkings-part-2/
The Raptors ranked 11th (and are mentioned in part 2):
Toronto Raptors
Simmons: Infinitely more fun on the Trade Machine than League Pass. Do you realize they have $28 million worth of Johnson/Fields/Hayes/Williams/Hansbrough expirings? My God. I need to take a long shower and regroup.
Lowe: Hold on, hold on. Amir Johnson is really good! Lou Williams is the king of the 2-for-1, non–Chris Paul division. Tyler Hansbrough might be a psychopath! Their GM dropped the F-bomb at a public rally!
Simmons: Good work, I’m back in on T-Dot. You needed only 35 words to sway me.
Lowe: These guys are fun! They carry over almost the entirety of a team that was really good. Lowry-DeRozan is a legit top-five NBA backcourt, and I’m pumped for Year 3 of Jonas Valanciunas. He has issues defensively around the rim and he’ll pump-fake himself into the ground on offense, but the guy can flat score on the block. Get onboard, unless you hate Canada.
Simmons: How dare you. I love Canada, I love Canada Dry, I love the Canadian national anthem, I love Canadians, I love Lorne Michaels, I love Steve Nash, I love hockey … (this could go on for 1,750 more words, so I’ll stop).
Simmons: Infinitely more fun on the Trade Machine than League Pass. Do you realize they have $28 million worth of Johnson/Fields/Hayes/Williams/Hansbrough expirings? My God. I need to take a long shower and regroup.
Lowe: Hold on, hold on. Amir Johnson is really good! Lou Williams is the king of the 2-for-1, non–Chris Paul division. Tyler Hansbrough might be a psychopath! Their GM dropped the F-bomb at a public rally!
Simmons: Good work, I’m back in on T-Dot. You needed only 35 words to sway me.
Lowe: These guys are fun! They carry over almost the entirety of a team that was really good. Lowry-DeRozan is a legit top-five NBA backcourt, and I’m pumped for Year 3 of Jonas Valanciunas. He has issues defensively around the rim and he’ll pump-fake himself into the ground on offense, but the guy can flat score on the block. Get onboard, unless you hate Canada.
Simmons: How dare you. I love Canada, I love Canada Dry, I love the Canadian national anthem, I love Canadians, I love Lorne Michaels, I love Steve Nash, I love hockey … (this could go on for 1,750 more words, so I’ll stop).
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