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  • Jonas Valanciunas in Practice

    It was a hard practice. Jonas Valanciunas was feeling the effects of the last set of sprints. Practicing some post moves against Amir Johnson, he became more and more lethargic, until he collapsed on the hardwood, clutching his chest.

    The assistant coaches ran over to where Jonas lay, writhing.

    "Jonas, what's wrong?"

    "I...can't...breathe! I feel...like crunch...under weight...of..."

    "Of what? Are you having a heart attack?"

    "No...weight...of...substandard coaching and inconsistent minutes!"

    The trainers walked away, shaking their heads, as Jonas continued to lay on the court, grimacing and scrabbling at his breast. Amir looked on bemusedly.

    "Alright man, we get the picture. You're tired of being jerked around by our moronic head coach. I bet you wish you were me, huh? I get to shoot threes without getting benched. It seems like every game you dominate the first quarter, but without fail you get subbed out before the quarter's even over! Must be because you're white or something."

    Found this gem on Youtube, and I feel as if it took the words right out of my mouth

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCkkGSfXWG4
    (video description)
    - You can be called "Zemic" -

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    • #3
      I hate that I clicked on this thread. I am writing this to tell you that so it's not a complete waste of my precious click.
      Sunny ways my friends, sunny ways
      Because its 2015

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      • #4
        Uncle_Si wrote: View Post
        I hate that I clicked on this thread. I am writing this to tell you that so it's not a complete waste of my precious click.
        I read this and still clicked in to see what the op was saying. Sorry I did.

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          Wow that's random...

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          • #6
            ????
            Mamba Mentality

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            • #7
              The funny thing is the OP took this off YouTube

              A YouTube video that is nearly 1 year old

              The writing of OP is in the description of the YouTube video

              What has changed in a year? Nada

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              • #8
                Joey wrote: View Post
                Wow that's random...

                This is even more weirder then OP's post
                ?????????????????????????
                "Both teams played hard my man" - Sheed

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                • #9
                  I was just showing RR that in 1 year, nothing has changed when it comes to JV

                  And i was also drunk binge reading RR last night, but we'll keep that between you and me
                  - You can be called "Zemic" -

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                  • #10
                    Zeknight wrote: View Post
                    I was just showing RR that in 1 year, nothing has changed when it comes to JV

                    And i was also drunk binge reading RR last night, but we'll keep that between you and me
                    Lol

                    Friends don't let friends drink and post


                    Fwiw I got your point

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                    • #11
                      All this free JV talk reminds me of this:

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                      • #12
                        Zeknight wrote: View Post
                        I was just showing RR that in 1 year, nothing has changed when it comes to JV

                        And i was also drunk binge reading RR last night, but we'll keep that between you and me
                        75% of my posts come from drinking. It's OK, brother. I am drinking now.
                        The Double Champ is here!
                        Dynasty King: RRNBADLS7
                        Raptors: Larry O'Brien

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                        • #13
                          hahahaha

                          a few of mine too.

                          :P

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