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Raptors Projected Starting 5
Kyle LoWWWry
DeMar Derozan
Demarre CarroLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Patrick Patterson
Jonas Valanciunas

Magic Projected Starting 5
Walmart Brand The Weeknd
Mr. I Had A Manbun Before It Was Cool
2016 Dunk Contest First Loser
Some 42 Year Old
Andrew Wiggins' Son

Keys To The Game
1. For christ's sake don't let DJ Augustin and Jeff Green go off.

2. defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense defense

3. Give Carroll's minutes for Powell, Cory's minutes to anyone not named Cory Joseph and switch Casey out for DanH.