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  • #46
    KeonClark wrote: View Post
    Most wtf vote is siakam voting poeltl as 6th man
    Siakam is to the Raptors, as tenforthewin is to us.
    Last edited by Nilanka; Wed Apr 12, 2017, 03:28 PM.

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    • #47
      WELCOME TO THE 2017 Rappies

      How's everybody enjoying themselves out there? Those Raps eh? I mean, Casey...pound the rock, amirite? *crickets*..OK without further ado, let's get started!

      Our first award AS VOTED BY Y'ALL is the Raptors 2017 ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
      5 Raptors received votes. This vote was close in the middle but one man stood head and shoulders above the rest.
      2nd runner up, 20 votes: Pascal Siakam! Pascal got off to a nice start with us, should be great to see his improvements next season.
      1st runner up, 21 votes: Delon Wright! Delon may have been partly screwed by many voters not honoring the more loose rules for rookies. But all good, Delon finishes 2nd. Which means our Rookie of the year, with 48 votes isssssss

      Jakob Poeltl!! Congratulations Jakob! Come up and collect your prize!...oh I'm sorry....Jakob couldn't be here today...his award will be collected by IBM WATSON



      Any words, Watson? *robot voice*: I. am. the. man. You. all. suck. Kneel. before me.

      Uh..thanks.


      Our second award tonight is the Raptors 2017 MOST IMPROVED PLAYER
      10, count em, 10 Raptors received votes. There's a clear cut top 3 however, and the winner ran away with it.
      2nd runner up, 13 votes: Bebeeeeee! Good job Bebe! You went from a smiley bow legged giraffe to a smiley, bow legged giraffe who sometimes played and blocked shots!
      1st runner up, 23 votes: Delon Wright! Delon nets his 2nd straight 2nd place finish on an award, very good sign going into next season. Which means our Most Improved Player, with 53 votes isssssss

      Demaaaar Deroooozannn!
      Congratulations Demar! This is Demars 26th Most Improved Player award of his life. Speech Demar, Speeeech!



      Demar: Prove em.

      OK!


      Our third award of the night is the Raptors SIXTH MAN OF THE YEAR
      5 Raptors received votes. First and second was a tiiiight exciting race.
      2nd runner up, 17 votes: PJ Tucker PJ surely would have finished higher if he played here a whole year. Welcome to Toronto, PJ.
      1st runner up, 37 votes: Cory Joseph! Cory earned his second place finish by stepping up in Kyles absence. He was 1 measly vote from winning. He also has lots of commercials now. Which means our winner 6 Man with 38 votes issssssss
      Patrickkk Paaatersoooon Congrats 2Pat! Sometimes a polarizing figure, but reliable postionally, and deep down we all love ya!

      Patrick, now that you've won an award, WHATAREYAGONNADONOW??

      Patrick: Ima go to a movie.



      Thanks Pat!


      Our fourth award of the night is the Raptors DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
      6 Raptors received votes. 3 Clear cut ahead of the pack.
      2nd runner up, 21 votes: Serge Ibaka! Serge enjoys hiking, puzzles, and resigning with the Raptors in the offseason
      1st runner up, 33 votes: Patrick Patterson! Good job Patri....oh..he's already left for his movie
      Which means, the winner of DPOY with 48 VOTES ISSSSSSSS
      PJ TUCKERRRR, BAD MUTHERFUCKERRRRRR

      Congrats PJ, Come accept your award!!!!





      We are down to our final award, the 2017 MOST VALUABLE PLAYER
      7 Raptors received votes. Obviously we know first and second. The only interesting thing may be who finished 3rd. And that guy is..
      2nd runner up, 5 votes: PJ TUCKER, BAD MUFUH!! Ouch! PJ, Ouch! You could win it next year with a full season, stop beating me with your wallet!
      1st runner up, 37 votes: Kyle Lowry A quiet night at the award for the team's best player. Hopefully he makes more noise in the playoffs
      Which means, your 2017 RAPTORS MVP, with 52 votes ISSSSSS
      Comp10, Deebo, Mr. Show and Prove, Mr. Euro step, Mr. long two, Mr. Take your analytics and shove it, DEMAR, DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOZAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

      Demar, now that you're the MVP, what say you?????

      Demar: WE COMING FOR YOU CLEVELAND




      DAMN, SON! That should just about do it for us here tonight at the 2017 Rappies. You've all been wonderful. PEACE!
      Last edited by KeonClark; Thu Apr 13, 2017, 03:34 PM.
      9 time first team all-RR, First Ballot Hall of Forum

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      • #48
        KeonClark wrote: View Post
        WELCOME TO THE 2017 Rappies

        How's everybody enjoying themselves out there? Those Raps eh? I mean, Casey...pound the rock, amirite? *crickets*..OK without further ado, let's get started!

        Our first award AS VOTED BY Y'ALL is the Raptors 2017 ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
        5 Raptors received votes. This vote was close in the middle but one man stood head and shoulders above the rest.
        2nd runner up, 20 votes: Pascal Siakam! Pascal got off to a nice start with us, should be great to see his improvements next season.
        1st runner up, 21 votes: Delon Wright! Delon may have been partly screwed by many voters not honoring the more loose rules for rookies. But all good, Delon finishes 2nd. Which means our Rookie of the year, with 48 votes isssssss

        Jakob Poeltl!! Congratulations Jakob! Come up and collect your prize!...oh I'm sorry....Jakob couldn't be here today...his award will be collected by IBM WATSON



        Any words, Watson? *robot voice*: I. am. the. man. You. all. suck. Kneel. before me.

        Uh..thanks.


        Our second award tonight is the Raptors 2017 MOST IMPROVED PLAYER
        10, count em, 10 Raptors received votes. There's a clear cut top 3 however, and the winner ran away with it.
        2nd runner up, 13 votes: Bebeeeeee! Good job Bebe! You went from a smiley bow legged giraffe to a smiley, bow legged giraffe who sometimes played and blocked shots!
        1st runner up, 23 votes: Delon Wright! Delon nets his 2nd straight 2nd place finish on an award, very good sign going into next season. Which means our Most Improved Player, with 53 votes isssssss

        Demaaaar Deroooozannn!
        Congratulations Demar! This is Demars 26th Most Improved Player award of his life. Speech Demar, Speeeech!



        Demar: Prove em.

        OK!


        Our third award of the night is the Raptors SIXTH MAN OF THE YEAR
        5 Raptors received votes. First and second was a tiiiight exciting race.
        2nd runner up, 17 votes: PJ Tucker PJ surely would have finished higher if he played here a whole year. Welcome to Toronto, PJ.
        1st runner up, 37 votes: Cory Joseph! Cory earned his second place finish by stepping up in Kyles absence. He was 1 measly vote from winning. He also has lots of commercials now. Which means our winner 6 Man with 38 votes issssssss
        Patrickkk Paaatersoooon Congrats 2Pat! Sometimes a polarizing figure, but reliable postionally, and deep down we all love ya!

        Patrick, now that you've award, WHATAREYAGONNADONOW??

        Patrick: Ima go to a movie


        Thanks Pat!


        Our fourth award of the night is the Raptors DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
        6 Raptors received votes. 3 Clear cut ahead of the pack.
        2nd runner up, 21 votes: Serge Ibaka! Serge enjoys hiking, puzzles, and resigning with the Raptors in the offseason
        1st runner up, 33 votes: Patrick Patterson! Good job Patri....oh..he's already left for his movie
        Which means, the winner of DPOY with 48 VOTES ISSSSSSSS
        PJ TUCKERRRR, BAD MUTHERFUCKERRRRRR

        Congrats PJ, Come accept your award!!!!





        We are down to our final award, the 2017 MOST VALUABLE PLAYER
        7 Raptors received votes. Obviously we know first and second. The only interesting thing may be who finished 3rd. And that guy is..
        2nd runner up, 5 votes: PJ TUCKER, BAD MUFUH!! Ouch! PJ, Ouch! You could win it next year with a full season, stop beating me with your wallet!
        1st runner up, 37 votes: Kyle Lowry A quiet night at the award for the team's best player. Hopefully he makes more noise in the playoffs
        Which means, your 2017 RAPTORS MVP, with 52 votes ISSSSSS
        Comp10, Deebo, Mr. Show and Prove, Mr. Euro step, Mr. long two, Mr. Take your analytics and shove it, DEMAR, DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOZAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

        Demar, now that you're the MVP, what say you?????

        Demar: WE COMING FOR YOU CLEVELAND




        DAMN, SON! That should just about do it for us here tonight at the 2017 Rappies. You've all been wonderful. PEACE!
        Drunk already at 2pm I see. Jk haha... great stuff! Let's channel this energy into beating the Bucks now!

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        • #49
          More fun stats comparing to tsn picks

          MVP
          Players pick: Derozan
          Fans pick: Derozan
          Tsn pick: Derozan
          Raptors Republic pick: Derozan

          DPOY
          Players pick: Tucker
          Fans pick: Tucker
          Tsn pick: Tucker
          Raptors Republic pick: Tucker

          Most Improved Player
          Players pick: Wright
          Fans pick: Derozan
          TSN pick: Derozan
          Raptors Republic pick: Derozan

          6th man
          Players pick: Joseph
          Fans pick: Joseph
          TSN pick: Joseph
          Raptors Republic pick: Patterson
          9 time first team all-RR, First Ballot Hall of Forum

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