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    For Jonas Valanciunas: A set of ear plugs to drown out the white noise that constantly follows him around and a bright dayglo orange strip that blinks so folks can spot him when he rolls or dives to the basket uncovered.

    For Serge Ibaka: More of whatever he has been eating or drinking that has transformed early season Angry Serge to the past months monster who looks a lot like OKC Serge. Keep er going Serge.

    For OG Anunoby: For Kyle Lowry: Good Health for the year. A healthy and as rested as he has ever been Lowry will be a force in the post season.

    For DD: Another all star game. This man works at his craft like no other and deserves the acknowledgement of his peers.

    For Jacob Poeltl: A better effing nickname than the Austrian Hammer. He has earned it with his play this year. Dudes a keeper and in a redraft would be picked higher than he was.

    For Pascal Siakam and Delon WrightFor Fred Van Vleet: A promise from MU for good contract for next year. A hard working self made NBA player who has made himself a part of this team.

    For Norm Powell: The Hot Tub Time Machine (with his choice of tub-mates) to travel back to last years playoffs and bring that game back with him. Its been a slog this year but Norms going to come around.

    For CJ Miles:For Bebe:For Dwane Casey: An expense account from MU that can be used to pay fines for technical fouls. Dwane you need to blow your stack a couple of times when Poeltl and VanVleet are just robbed blind by bad foul calls. Take that for data.

    For the Raptors Scouting Staff:For Nick Nurse and Rex Kalamian: Raises baby, raises. In conjunction with Dwane the brand new offence and rejuvenated defence they have drawn up and presided over has been very successful. Tip of the hat to you all.

    For Masai Ujiri, A Giant from Africa: Another Executive of the Year Award. For blending tactical basketball operational Excellence and creating a model organization inside the NBA which has competed at a high level for 5 years and is positioned to do so for another 5. The Raps are the Anti Knicks.

    For the usual suspects on this forum: Continue to be the opinionated SOB's you all are as we live and die with one of the leagues best teams.

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    For Claw Reborn: A Demar Derozan signed jersey. Your biggest critics are secretly your biggest fans

    For DanH: A day off. Dan's wheels are always turning, hopefully on Christmas he puts all that aside and has an eggnog or 2

    For T Rex: A Hug.
    It's Klaw Season. Time to hunt.


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        rocwell wrote: View Post
        For KeonClark:

        It's Klaw Season. Time to hunt.