The Lost Tapes: Dwyane Wade’s Free Agent Summit

[Buddahfan]

NBA / May 28, 2010 / 1:30 pm


By Daniel Marks

With Dwyane Wade saying in his Dime cover story (and again recently) that the marquee free agents would get together and talk about free agency, we decided to make a mock conversation between him, LeBron, Chris Bosh and Joe Johnson. Here it goes:

DW: Alright guys, we can all sign anywhere we want this summer, where are you think about going?

LBJ: Ohio is home, I love New York and Jay-Z is my boy, so we will see. I have to talk everything over with my team first and we need to decide.

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[Buddahfan]

Chris Bosh Leaves Toronto, Signs With Olympiakos of Greece

Satire

Chris Bosh Leaves Toronto, Signs With Olympiakos of Greece
by Curt Hogg

Correspondent Written on May 29, 2010

SATIRE at list.

His contract is reportedly worth four years, $10 million.

Why accept such a small contract when he could have made over quadruple that in America? Why not let Bosh answer that.

"I'm a trail blazer. And not on Portland. I couldn't do that team. Europe ain't never seen nothin' like this before."

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Satire


His contract is reportedly worth four years, $10 million.

Why accept such a small contract when he could have made over quadruple that in America? Why not let Bosh answer that.

"I'm a trail blazer. And not on Portland. I couldn't do that team. Europe ain't never seen nothin' like this before."

Addendum: "I want to add that I have such confidence in the return of the previous currency and rise of the Greek economy that I my contract is really for....4yrs and 500 million drachmas".

[bigmanshaq]

This top tier free agent summit is like NBA's versions of Mean Girls, where the "elites" can't buy a pair of jeans without consulting one another. Gee, just make up your own minds already !