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  • Chi of Steel
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    This Rift (sung to 98 Degrees - This Gift)

    The shots aren't falling, and nothing is right
    My eyes are bleeding watching Raptors tonight
    And I'm not alone
    Lose the game at home
    We're out of luck – no pizza again

    The night is violent
    And clipboards break here
    I couldn't ask for more from Chris Bosh this year

    But I love you, Raps
    I always will (perhaps)
    But now I know the mojo ain't right
    The mojo ain't right

    'Cause I've been waiting to mend this rift tonight
    His game is so wrong, but his words is Wright
    It's something to hope for as long as he's gimped
    Tonight we need some toughness (Oh, lord!) from Reggie Evans, pimps!

    I thought he'd give us a big shot or two
    Instead turnovers came from Turkoglu
    But I realized
    When there is no pride
    There's some things that money can't buy!
    (Oh, no!)

    I fear the Magic, whenever they're here
    I fear them even more with Carter this year

    But I love you, Raps
    I always will (perhaps)
    But now I know the mojo ain't right
    The mojo ain't right

    'Cause I've been waiting to mend this rift tonight
    His game is so wrong, but his words is Wright
    It's something to hope for as long as he's gimped
    Tonight we need some toughness from Reggie Evans, pimps!

    You know I'll always be tuned to you
    And you know I'm online on the boards, too
    (Oh, oh yeah)
    ACC, on the road, or anywhere
    You know I'll be pulling my hair!

    'Cause I've been waiting to mend this rift tonight
    His game is so wrong, but his words is Wright
    It's something to hope for as long as he's gimped
    Tonight we need some toughness from Reggie Evans, pimps!

    Waiting to mend this rift tonight
    His game is so wrong, but his words is Wright
    It's something to hope for as long as he's gimped
    Tonight we need some toughness from Reggie Evans, pimps!

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  • ws511
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    To the tune of 'Deck the Halls"

    Deck the halls with Reggie’s trophies
    Fa-la-la …
    Instead of John they’ll call you Sophie
    Fa-la-la …
    (When) he returns you’ll be in trouble
    Fa-la-la la-la-la …
    (He’ll) reach right through and take a double
    Fa-la-la-la-la …

    While he roams there on the sideline
    Fa-la-la …
    Giving fashion tips if you’re blind
    Fa-la-la …
    (Don’t) let his smiling face now fool you
    Fa-la-la la-la-la …
    If he can he will de-ball you
    Fa-la-la … …

    When is Reggie back, we’re asking?
    Fa-la-la …
    (We) want to leave the Celtics gasping
    Fa-la-la …
    When we re-match we’ll be melding
    Fa-la-la …
    And maybe Pierce will leave a gelding …
    Fa-la-la-la-la …
    Last edited by ws511; Thu Dec 10, 2009, 07:34 PM.

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  • paul
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    Santa Claus is coming to town

    You better start to win,
    You better not suck.
    Better not grin,
    I'm telling you Canuck.
    Chris Bosh is leaving this town.

    He's making a list,
    He ain't coming back,
    Gunna find out that Toronto is wack.
    Chris Bosh is leaving this town.

    He sees DWade in Florida,
    He knows New York will try,
    He knows Texas is home and safe,
    So be ready to say goodbye.

    Oh you better hope the Raps,
    Can turn this thing around.
    Because if we collapse,
    Then don't be astound.
    Chris Bosh is leaving this town.
    Chris Bosh is leaving this town.

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  • 001
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    To the tune of Jingle Bells.
    Play this in the background for some auditory aid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU9d79ho6dE

    Slashing like a pro
    He passed up an open trey
    Toward the rim he goes
    But little does he know
    Waiting 'neath the rim
    The Big Diesel he will find
    Making Raptor fans cringe
    As Kid gets knocked on his 'hind

    DeRozan fell, DeRozan fell
    Everybody pray!
    Oh, how we hope that he's okay
    'Cause the future's kinda gray! (Hey!)
    DeRozan fell, DeRozan fell
    Not a soul thinks Bosh will stay
    Oh, how we need a decent young piece
    With our cap space on the decrease

    The fans are out of their seats
    But on the floor he lies
    That's not a nickname, Devlin
    It's actually a cup size
    The Kool-Aid has been drunk
    He is the future of this team
    Now who will get the highlight dunks?
    And don't say Sonny Weems!

    DeRozan fell, DeRozan fell
    Everybody pray!
    Oh, how we hope that he's okay
    'Cause the future's kinda gray! (Hey!)
    DeRozan fell, DeRozan fell
    Not a soul thinks Bosh will stay
    Oh, how we need a decent young piece
    With our cap space on the decrease

    (Repeat)
    Last edited by 001; Sat Dec 12, 2009, 06:29 PM.

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  • James Ballswin (Realizar)
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    Happy X-mas (Toronto Raptors) - a la John Lennon

    So these are our Raptors
    And what have they done
    They've spent 15 years playing
    Losing much more than they've won
    And so these are our Raptors
    Losing hasn't been fun
    They say they've been trying
    And that the franchise is still young

    Yes we love our Raptors
    We're still here to cheer
    Players come and they go
    But Fans will always be here

    And these are our Raptors
    Our future looks strong
    But we need to win in the playoffs
    Or else Chris Bosh will be gone
    So let's cheer for the Raptors
    Home game wins are the key
    This season's too important
    So let's not give up on this team

    Yes we love our Raptors
    They're Canada's team
    Let's hope this season's a good one
    Cuz we'll need Bosh to succeed

    And so these are our Raptors
    Owned by MLSE
    They tell us they've been trying
    And so has BC
    And so these are our Raptors
    We want a championship team
    We hope it'll happen
    As fans it's truly our dream

    Yes we love our Raptors
    We're still here to cheer
    Players come and they go
    But Fans will always be here

    Win a title, in our lifetime
    Win a title, now

    Happy X-mas (Toronto Raptors)
    Last edited by James Ballswin (Realizar); Mon Dec 14, 2009, 12:35 PM.

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  • verbatim
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    That it does, indeed. didn't catch it when i read it at first.

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  • Kapono
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    I guess what kind of light Bargnani is in in that stanza depends on your definition of "stuff" :P.

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  • verbatim
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    "Last Saturday night
    I thought I’d watch a game
    The Raps could play no D
    It seemed nothing had changed
    Their O was tight and hot
    Though it just was not enough
    Andrea’s attempt at help defense
    Resulted in a stuff"

    By far the most fluid stanza - and the funniest. PLus it puts Bargs in a positive light - not too shabby.

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  • Kapono
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    I thought we were supposed to post a copy of the lyrics here? ...Nevermind.

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  • Kapono
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    Raptors Ball

    Slashing through the lane
    In their Nike Shox
    Through defenders they go
    They’re shook out of their socks
    Soles on sneakers squeak
    Making ankles snap
    What fun it is to scream “Shit’s weak!”
    And give their man a slap

    Oh, Raptors ball, Raptors ball
    Raptors all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to watch
    Jose get beat every play
    Raptors ball, Raptors ball
    Raptors all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to watch
    Banks do nothing and get paid

    Last Saturday night
    I thought I’d watch a game
    The Raps could play no D
    It seemed nothing had changed
    Their O was tight and hot
    Though it just was not enough
    Andrea’s attempt at help defense
    Resulted in a stuff

    Oh, Raptors ball, Raptors ball
    Raptors all the way
    Oh what fun it is to watch
    Antoine Wright attempt to play
    Raptors ball, Raptors ball
    Raptors all the way
    Oh what fun it is to witness
    CB4’s dismay

    Raptors ball, Raptors ball
    Raptors every night
    To find his way to the basket
    ‘Drea may need a flashlight
    Raptors ball, Raptors ball
    Raptors now and then
    Suicide rates will double
    If Bosh leaves in twenty-ten

    Hey!
    Last edited by Kapono; Wed Dec 9, 2009, 02:17 PM.

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  • Doc
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    Both Chris' song and Steve's tunes are hilarious. I'd be surprised if anyone could come anywhere close to theirs.

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  • James Ballswin (Realizar)
    replied
    WOW! Chris Bond is the Director/Composer/Creator of Evil Dead: The Musical.

    Even though I hate x-mas tunes, I'm creatively cheesy enough to write something I know Chris will like!

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  • Doc
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    Hmmmm .... I'm wondering if this means I should start singing in the shower more often in order to practice.

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  • Arsenalist
    started a topic Home for the Holidays Karaokee Kontest

    Home for the Holidays Karaokee Kontest

    As announced here.
    1. Take a holiday song (from Jingle Bells to The Chanukah Song).
    2. Change the lyrics to give them a Raptors focus
    3. Either write a copy of the lyrics and post them in the forum titled: Home for the Holidays Karaokee Kontest

      OR
    4. Upload a copy of you singing the song to YouTube or a similar website post a link here
    5. Songs/Lyrics can be posted up until December 20th (Post as many songs as you like).
    6. Christopher Bond from Evil Dead The Musical will select and perform the top five songs and
    7. YOU will decide the winner! Voting will take place between Dec 21st and Dec 24th.


    First Prize:

    A pair of tickets to see a Raptors home game.

    Runner Up:

    A raptorsrepublic.com “Lower Bowl Sucks” T’shirt


    Have some fun!
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