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I need to go to bed, but first I need to tell you this story..
We get to the game early and are sitting in our seats waiting, when a woman approaches us and asks me if I'm 21 and if I play basketball. I say yes, and she signs me up for a contest. When the game starts she comes to my seat, grabs me and brings me down to the floor level. She puts me in a hallway with the Raptor, the dance pack (I didn't talk to them I swear), and a security guard. I tell the lady I might pee my pants..
She gives me a ball to get comfortable.. I attempt to dribble it on the floor, but it's padded and the ball doesn't bounce.. Instead it rolls away from me and under a waitresses feet who is carrying a tray with beers. The cop helps her keep her balance and I quickly pick up the ball... Fail. I put my arm around the officer and say, "If they ever happen to give you a ball.. Don't bounce it.. This floor is not very bouncy and you will be embarrassed.." He laughed
They call a time out and they rush me onto the court. They put me at the top of the charge circle inside the key and tell me I have twenty seconds to score as many as I can. I miss my first one, make some, shoot an airball (at which point everyone laughed at me), and hit some more. I end with five
I rush to half court where the dance pack are holding signs and I get to pick five of the signs to reveal their letters. They spell a location, and if I guess it I win a trip to that place. After picking my signs it reveals "L_ _ VEG_S".
I shout into the mic, "Yo Matt, we're going to LAS VEGAS BABY!!!" and I drop to my knee to do the Tebow (it sucked.. No-one got it.. I need to practise..)
Was anyone there? If so, erase that airball from your memory and we wont have any problems.
We get to the game early and are sitting in our seats waiting, when a woman approaches us and asks me if I'm 21 and if I play basketball. I say yes, and she signs me up for a contest. When the game starts she comes to my seat, grabs me and brings me down to the floor level. She puts me in a hallway with the Raptor, the dance pack (I didn't talk to them I swear), and a security guard. I tell the lady I might pee my pants..
She gives me a ball to get comfortable.. I attempt to dribble it on the floor, but it's padded and the ball doesn't bounce.. Instead it rolls away from me and under a waitresses feet who is carrying a tray with beers. The cop helps her keep her balance and I quickly pick up the ball... Fail. I put my arm around the officer and say, "If they ever happen to give you a ball.. Don't bounce it.. This floor is not very bouncy and you will be embarrassed.." He laughed
They call a time out and they rush me onto the court. They put me at the top of the charge circle inside the key and tell me I have twenty seconds to score as many as I can. I miss my first one, make some, shoot an airball (at which point everyone laughed at me), and hit some more. I end with five
I rush to half court where the dance pack are holding signs and I get to pick five of the signs to reveal their letters. They spell a location, and if I guess it I win a trip to that place. After picking my signs it reveals "L_ _ VEG_S".
I shout into the mic, "Yo Matt, we're going to LAS VEGAS BABY!!!" and I drop to my knee to do the Tebow (it sucked.. No-one got it.. I need to practise..)
Was anyone there? If so, erase that airball from your memory and we wont have any problems.
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