Everything Bruno Caboclo

[Snooch]

Carroll wouldn't sign for anything less than a 4 year deal, not to mention $15M per year will be pretty close to backup money in 4 years. The Carroll signing has absolutely nothing to do with Bruno or his development. We signed Carroll because we've had a huge gaping hole at SF ever since we dealt Rudy and Ross has failed to fill it. If anything, the Carroll signing shows how miserably behind in development Ross is. Also, don't gloss over the fact that the staff has been calling Bruno a 4 lately, and we still have a huge hole at PF in the future.

That's true, but he needs to put on about 50 lbs to be a small power forward.

[Primer]

That's true, but he needs to put on about 50 lbs to be a small power forward.

50 lbs?!?!?!?!? He already weighs 225 according to that post season piece on him (the one where JJ talks about working out with him after every practice). Most PF are around 240-250.

[JWash]

that's true, but he needs to put on about 50 lbs to be a small whale.

ftfy

[Mindlessness]

ftfy

I laughed.

[Bandit]

That's true, but he needs to put on about 50 lbs to be a small power forward.

Wow. You really like your power forwards big

[Snooch]

Wow. You really like your power forwards big

They need some size. Bruno weights what 170lbs?

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[Mindlessness]

They need some size. Bruno weights what 170lbs?

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A 6'9" guy who has a 7'7" wingspan looks to you like he is one hundred and seventy pounds? What is he to you, because it sounds like a fucking skeleton.

[MACK11]

A 6'9" guy who has a 7'7" wingspan looks to you like he is one hundred and seventy pounds? What is he to you, because it sounds like a fucking skeleton.

Corey Brewer is 6'9" 185lbs SF/SG
Jeremy Evans is 6'9" 195lbs PF/SF

Bruno weighs more than both these guys at least. No way he's even close to 170lbs

[DanH]

He weighs 221 pounds as of earlier this summer, up from 205 when he was drafted. Neither, of course, are anywhere close to 170 or even 195 lbs.

[Katman]

Corey Brewer is 6'9" 185lbs SF/SG
Jeremy Evans is 6'9" 195lbs PF/SF

Bruno weighs more than both these guys at least. No way he's even close to 170lbs

Listed last season on ESPN @ 205lbs

[Snooch]

wow, guys are very literal today eh?

I called someone liar liar poants on fire today, but his pants werent on fire.

If i would have randomly picked the number 12, would you have rushed to NBA.com and looked up his weight?

Lets have some fun.

Demar is what 356lbs?

JV is 4 foot 5

Casey is a vampire

MU was born in southern mississippi.

Have fun!

[DanH]

wow, guys are very literal today eh?

I called someone liar liar poants on fire today, but his pants werent on fire.

Well then I would say that it was YOUR pants that were on fire, good sir!

[Primer]

wow, guys are very literal today eh?

I called someone liar liar poants on fire today, but his pants werent on fire.

If i would have randomly picked the number 12, would you have rushed to NBA.com and looked up his weight?

Lets have some fun.

Demar is what 356lbs?

JV is 4 foot 5

Casey is a vampire

MU was born in southern mississippi.

Have fun!

Use the pink font if you want to come off as sarcastic. We can't just assume around here because there are a lot of posters who post ridiculous shit and are being absolutely literal about it.

[Snooch]

Use the pink font if you want to come off as sarcastic. We can't just assume around here because there are a lot of posters who post ridiculous shit and are being absolutely literal about it.

Changing font colour is hard on mobile devices.

[Primer]

Changing font colour is hard on mobile devices.

/s can be used as a last resort.

I always use the full desktop version when I'm on my mobile so I can have all the functionality. In chrome it's an option, not sure about other browsers, but if yours doesn't do it then use chrome.