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  • EVERYTHING KYRIE IRVING's FAILED NBA CAREER

    HELLO FOLKS

    SO LOOK HERE

    WE HAVE ALL SEEN

    FIRST HAND

    OVER THE LAST, OH I DON't KNOW, FIVE YEARS

    THE PEAK AND ULTIMATE DECLINE OF KYRIE IRVING'S CAREER

    THE BASKETBALL FAILURE, AS SOME CALL HIM

    THE MAN WHOSE TALENT IS FLATTER THAN THE EARTH IS IN HIS HEAD, OTHER HAVE SAID

    THE MAN WHO FINDS IT DIFFICULT TO DRIBBLE BASKETBALLS THAT ARE PUMPED - WHY AREN't THESE FLAT, LIKE THE EARTH!?!!??!!? HE ASKED

    HOLD ON

    THERE NEVER WAS A PEAK

    THAT WOULD IMPLY SUCCESS

    KYRIE IRVING IS THE SINGLE BIGGEST BUST OF ALL TIME

    HE MADE THE FINALS TWICE ON THE BACK OF LEBRON WHO PROVED, BASICALLY, THAT HAVING IRVING DID NOT MATTER

    STICK AVERAGE JOE FROM DODGEBALL IN AT POINT

    LEBRON WOULD'VE BEEN IN THE FINALS IN THE EAST BACK THEN (SORRY DEMAR)

    KYRIE HAS PROVEN TO BE BAD

    AT BASKETBALL


    SOMEHOW HE ISN'T BAD AT LURING KD?

    BUT THAT'S IT

    KYRIE SHOULD WORK IN A PYRAMID SCHEME

    A GREAT SNAKE OIL SELLER FOR SURE


    YOU KNOW WHAT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN KYRIE AND OUR CANADIAN SON ANTHONY BENNETT IS?!?!? YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?!?!

    ANTHONY BENNETT WAS TRADED FIRST

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    NeedTristanThompson wrote: View Post
    HELLO FOLKS

    SO LOOK HERE

    WE HAVE ALL SEEN

    FIRST HAND

    OVER THE LAST, OH I DON't KNOW, FIVE YEARS

    THE PEAK AND ULTIMATE DECLINE OF KYRIE IRVING'S CAREER

    THE BASKETBALL FAILURE, AS SOME CALL HIM

    THE MAN WHOSE TALENT IS FLATTER THAN THE EARTH IS IN HIS HEAD, OTHER HAVE SAID

    THE MAN WHO FINDS IT DIFFICULT TO DRIBBLE BASKETBALLS THAT ARE PUMPED - WHY AREN't THESE FLAT, LIKE THE EARTH!?!!??!!? HE ASKED

    HOLD ON

    THERE NEVER WAS A PEAK

    THAT WOULD IMPLY SUCCESS

    KYRIE IRVING IS THE SINGLE BIGGEST BUST OF ALL TIME

    HE MADE THE FINALS TWICE ON THE BACK OF LEBRON WHO PROVED, BASICALLY, THAT HAVING IRVING DID NOT MATTER

    STICK AVERAGE JOE FROM DODGEBALL IN AT POINT

    LEBRON WOULD'VE BEEN IN THE FINALS IN THE EAST BACK THEN (SORRY DEMAR)

    KYRIE HAS PROVEN TO BE BAD

    AT BASKETBALL


    SOMEHOW HE ISN'T BAD AT LURING KD?

    BUT THAT'S IT

    KYRIE SHOULD WORK IN A PYRAMID SCHEME

    A GREAT SNAKE OIL SELLER FOR SURE


    YOU KNOW WHAT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN KYRIE AND OUR CANADIAN SON ANTHONY BENNETT IS?!?!? YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?!?!

    ANTHONY BENNETT WAS TRADED FIRST
    Hey Tristan, is that really you? How's Cleveland under lockdown? As lively as before?
    Official Pope of the Raptors sponsored by MLSE.

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    • #3
      RandomGuy wrote: View Post

      Hey Tristan, is that really you? How's Cleveland under lockdown? As lively as before?
      HELLO THERE SIR

      THANK YOU FOR YOUR RESPONSE TO THIS IMPORTANT TOPIC

      THE KEY THING TO NOTE: I AM "NEED"TRISTANTHOMPSON

      NOT TRISTAN THOMPSON

      SO NO, THIS IS NOT TRISTAN THOMPSON


      HOWEVER

      I AM THE ONE WHO WILL BRING HIM HERE, YOU'LL SEEEEEEEEEEEE

      TT + AD 2020 DYNASTY KNOCK GIANNIS OFF HIS CROWN AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BRING KAWHI BAAAAACKAEWROIJAERWIJOAWE

      AS FOR KYRIE

      WILL THAT MAN PLAY ANOTHER NBA PLAYOFF MINUTE EVER AGAIN!?!!!?!?!


      THIS IS BAD LUCK - ONLY KYRIE'S JERSEY SURVIVED IN A FIRE?!?!!! HOW HEARTBREAKING, THE ONE POSSESSION WORTH NEGATIVE MONEY (YOU HAVE TO PAY PEOPLE TO TAKE IT OFF YOUR HANDS) SURVIVEDDDDD

      THAT's UNFORTUANTE FOR THAT MAN

      ONE LAST KYRIE THOUGHT FOR NOW

      GOOD MAN, TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBLE PLAYER HAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHHHAHHAHA

      - HE'S HELPING FEED THE PEOPLE OF NEW YORK HOW KIIIIIND, TURNS OUT HE HAS MANY SKILLS AND TALENTS JUST NONE ON THE
      BASKETBALL COURT HAHAHHAHAHa - GOOD THING THIS PANDEMIC HAS SHOWN HIM THE CAREER HE SHOULD TRANSITION INTO ASAP FOR BASKETBALL'S SAKE

      - LEBRON SHOULD GET IN THE HALL OF FAME JUST FOR MAKING PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT KYRIE IS EVEN A TIIIIIIIIIINY BIT BETTER THAN DJ AUGUSTIN

      WOW

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