EVERYTHING KYRIE IRVING's FAILED NBA CAREER

[NeedTristanThompson]

HELLO FOLKS

SO LOOK HERE

WE HAVE ALL SEEN

FIRST HAND

OVER THE LAST, OH I DON't KNOW, FIVE YEARS

THE PEAK AND ULTIMATE DECLINE OF KYRIE IRVING'S CAREER

THE BASKETBALL FAILURE, AS SOME CALL HIM

THE MAN WHOSE TALENT IS FLATTER THAN THE EARTH IS IN HIS HEAD, OTHER HAVE SAID

THE MAN WHO FINDS IT DIFFICULT TO DRIBBLE BASKETBALLS THAT ARE PUMPED - WHY AREN't THESE FLAT, LIKE THE EARTH!?!!??!!? HE ASKED

HOLD ON

THERE NEVER WAS A PEAK

THAT WOULD IMPLY SUCCESS

KYRIE IRVING IS THE SINGLE BIGGEST BUST OF ALL TIME

HE MADE THE FINALS TWICE ON THE BACK OF LEBRON WHO PROVED, BASICALLY, THAT HAVING IRVING DID NOT MATTER

STICK AVERAGE JOE FROM DODGEBALL IN AT POINT

LEBRON WOULD'VE BEEN IN THE FINALS IN THE EAST BACK THEN (SORRY DEMAR)

KYRIE HAS PROVEN TO BE BAD

AT BASKETBALL

SOMEHOW HE ISN'T BAD AT LURING KD?

BUT THAT'S IT

KYRIE SHOULD WORK IN A PYRAMID SCHEME

A GREAT SNAKE OIL SELLER FOR SURE

YOU KNOW WHAT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN KYRIE AND OUR CANADIAN SON ANTHONY BENNETT IS?!?!? YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?!?!

ANTHONY BENNETT WAS TRADED FIRST

[RandomGuy]

HELLO FOLKS

SO LOOK HERE

WE HAVE ALL SEEN

FIRST HAND

OVER THE LAST, OH I DON't KNOW, FIVE YEARS

THE PEAK AND ULTIMATE DECLINE OF KYRIE IRVING'S CAREER

THE BASKETBALL FAILURE, AS SOME CALL HIM

THE MAN WHOSE TALENT IS FLATTER THAN THE EARTH IS IN HIS HEAD, OTHER HAVE SAID

THE MAN WHO FINDS IT DIFFICULT TO DRIBBLE BASKETBALLS THAT ARE PUMPED - WHY AREN't THESE FLAT, LIKE THE EARTH!?!!??!!? HE ASKED

HOLD ON

THERE NEVER WAS A PEAK

THAT WOULD IMPLY SUCCESS

KYRIE IRVING IS THE SINGLE BIGGEST BUST OF ALL TIME

HE MADE THE FINALS TWICE ON THE BACK OF LEBRON WHO PROVED, BASICALLY, THAT HAVING IRVING DID NOT MATTER

STICK AVERAGE JOE FROM DODGEBALL IN AT POINT

LEBRON WOULD'VE BEEN IN THE FINALS IN THE EAST BACK THEN (SORRY DEMAR)

KYRIE HAS PROVEN TO BE BAD

AT BASKETBALL

SOMEHOW HE ISN'T BAD AT LURING KD?

BUT THAT'S IT

KYRIE SHOULD WORK IN A PYRAMID SCHEME

A GREAT SNAKE OIL SELLER FOR SURE

YOU KNOW WHAT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN KYRIE AND OUR CANADIAN SON ANTHONY BENNETT IS?!?!? YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?!?!

ANTHONY BENNETT WAS TRADED FIRST

Hey Tristan, is that really you? How's Cleveland under lockdown? As lively as before?

[NeedTristanThompson]

Hey Tristan, is that really you? How's Cleveland under lockdown? As lively as before?

HELLO THERE SIR

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RESPONSE TO THIS IMPORTANT TOPIC

THE KEY THING TO NOTE: I AM "NEED"TRISTANTHOMPSON

NOT TRISTAN THOMPSON

SO NO, THIS IS NOT TRISTAN THOMPSON

HOWEVER

I AM THE ONE WHO WILL BRING HIM HERE, YOU'LL SEEEEEEEEEEEE

TT + AD 2020 DYNASTY KNOCK GIANNIS OFF HIS CROWN AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BRING KAWHI BAAAAACKAEWROIJAERWIJOAWE

AS FOR KYRIE

WILL THAT MAN PLAY ANOTHER NBA PLAYOFF MINUTE EVER AGAIN!?!!!?!?!

THIS IS BAD LUCK - ONLY KYRIE'S JERSEY SURVIVED IN A FIRE?!?!!! HOW HEARTBREAKING, THE ONE POSSESSION WORTH NEGATIVE MONEY (YOU HAVE TO PAY PEOPLE TO TAKE IT OFF YOUR HANDS) SURVIVEDDDDD

THAT's UNFORTUANTE FOR THAT MAN

ONE LAST KYRIE THOUGHT FOR NOW

GOOD MAN, TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBLE PLAYER HAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHHHAHHAHA

- HE'S HELPING FEED THE PEOPLE OF NEW YORK HOW KIIIIIND, TURNS OUT HE HAS MANY SKILLS AND TALENTS JUST NONE ON THE
BASKETBALL COURT HAHAHHAHAHa - GOOD THING THIS PANDEMIC HAS SHOWN HIM THE CAREER HE SHOULD TRANSITION INTO ASAP FOR BASKETBALL'S SAKE

- LEBRON SHOULD GET IN THE HALL OF FAME JUST FOR MAKING PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT KYRIE IS EVEN A TIIIIIIIIIINY BIT BETTER THAN DJ AUGUSTIN

WOW

[Jclaw]

This is aging ok

[NeedTristanThompson]

This is aging ok

Haha thank you I appreciate it! But yeah, Kyrie, HAS HE PLAYED HIS LAST NBA MINUTE??? We'll see. A very strange career to be sure.

Like I said, STICK AVERAGE JOE FROM DODGEBALL IN AT POINT AND LEBRON STILL GETS TO THE FINALS back in the Kyrie + Lebron Cleveland days!

[alexreynolds]

Your writing is very useful and up-to-date, which makes it even more informative. Thanks for letting me know about this great post! quordle

[NeedTristanThompson]

Your writing is very useful and up-to-date, which makes it even more informative. Thanks for letting me know about this great post! quordle

Thank you very much! I do try my best to update it as KYRIE IRVING HAS FAILED IN THE NBA AND WILL SOON BE OUT OF THE LEAGUE FOREVER

#UP TO DATE

[Maury]

Thank you very much! I do try my best to update it as KYRIE IRVING HAS FAILED IN THE NBA AND WILL SOON BE OUT OF THE LEAGUE FOREVER

#UP TO DATE

Have you been a bot this whole time?

[NeedTristanThompson]

Have you been a bot this whole time?

Ha you got me I'm a bot and I can only repeatedly claim KYRIE IS LEAVING THE NBA no matter the actual situation or how he is playing.

By the way KYRIE IS LEAVING THE NBA AND HAS A FAILED CAREER.

#FAKESUPERSTAR
#KD'SWORSTMISTAKE
#STICKTOYOURSTRENGTHSKYRIE (NOTBASKETBALL)

[Jayo66]

this headline in new york post is so funny out of context....Anti-Semitism thrives as Kyrie Irving avoids his role in its spread

[NeedTristanThompson]

BOOM.

Anthony BENNET #2

WHEN DOES HE GO TO TURKEY???

THAT MAY BE THE ONLY TRADE PARTNER THE NETS WILL FIND.

I KNEW IT. I TOLD YOU ALL.

MARCH 2020, KYRIe's CAREER WAS OVER

WAS I WRONG?????????