BEST NEW NICKNAMES for NBA PLAYERS

[James Ballswin (Realizar)]

These are some original nicknames I've come up with for current NBA players

• Frank Ntilikina = 'La Femme Ntilikina'
  
• Sean Kilpatrick = 'Irish Coffee'
  
• Kevin Durant = 'Silk Worm'
  
• Kevin Love = 'Love Machine'
  
• Zach Randolph = 'Cheeseburger'
  
• Jonas Valanciunas = 'Jonas Cohonas'

[BobLoblaw]

i'm missing something with 'La Femme Ntilikina'. it's not easy to say and doesn't seem very tasteful. ;P

[James Ballswin (Realizar)]

These are some original nicknames I've come up with for current NBA players

• Frank Ntilikina = 'La Femme Ntilikina'
  
• Sean Kilpatrick = 'Irish Coffee'
  
• Kevin Durant = 'Silk Worm'
  
• Kevin Love = 'Love Machine'
  
• Zach Randolph = 'Cheeseburger'
  
• Jonas Valanciunas = 'Jonas Cohonas'

Here's are some new BEST NICKNAMES for NBA Players

• Kyrie Irving = 'Oil'
• Lauren Markkanen = 'Finnisher'
• Jordon Clarkson = 'Click-Clack'
• Kawhi Leonard = 'Aloha'
• Myles Turner = 'Blast'
• Rajon Rondo = 'Rough'

[JimiCliff]

'Finnisher' is instantly the greatest sports nickname in the history of the world, and it will never be topped.

[Nilanka]

'Finnisher' is great (I get the pun), but would be better if Markkenen was an actual finisher playing for a winning team.

I've always been a fan of 'the microwave'. Instant heat off the bench.