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  • KeonClark wrote: View Post
    Well then hes in the right place. If he went to the Lakers he would literally be scottie pippen. Scottie is an all time great but literally the first sentence of his bio would read "side kick". Nobody wants to be Luigi. He doesn't even get to be called super Luigi, it's just super Mario and his brother luigi

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    • Nilanka wrote: View Post

      Come on dude, that wasn't real.

      https://kotaku.com/miyamoto-confirms...lay-1729805751
      Heir, Prince of Cambridge

      If you see KeonClark in the wasteland, please share your food and water with him.

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      • Nilanka wrote: View Post

        Mario stepped away looking for new life opportunities

        After 32 years, Mario is getting a new job.

        The video game character is apparently no longer a plumber, Nintendo revealed in a recent Japanese-language profile.

        "All around sporty, whether it's tennis or baseball, soccer or car racing, he [Mario] does everything cool. As a matter of fact, he also seems to have worked as a plumber a long time ago," the description reads.

        It's unclear what Mario's new job entails — or if Luigi joined him in the career change.
        http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...icle-1.3468950

        But alas, the pipes, the pipes were calling

        Previously, as translated by Kotaku’s Brian Ashcraft, the official Japanese Mario bio had read: “All around sporty, whether it’s tennis or baseball, soccer or car racing, he [Mario] does everything cool. As a matter of fact, he also seems to have worked as a plumber a long time ago.”

        This week, though, fans on the Nintendo subreddit noticed that the bio has changed. Now, as translated by Kotaku’s Tim Rogers (brackets his), it reads:

        Has a sunny disposition; is popular with everyone. He gets along super-well with his younger twin brother Luigi. They’re a famous combo. Has a universal knack for sports—from tennis to baseball, from soccer to car racing, he can do it all and look cool doing it.

        His occupation is plumber. However, his activities don’t stop there. He loves Princess Peach. If she is ever in trouble, he will go to help her no matter what [he will drop whatever he is doing if she needs help; literally “no matter what time it is, he will go to help her”].


        Finally, our long international nightmare is over. Mario is a plumber again. May the Year of Luigi continue forever.
        https://kotaku.com/mario-is-official...ain-1823545849
        It's Klaw Season. Time to hunt.

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        • So, just to recap:

          1) Rogers and Bell will hook Kawhi up with a 'Depends' sponsorship deal. He gets to design his own signature underwear.
          2) In an upcoming 'Giants of Africa' documentary, Masai will feature Obama saying how he loves wearing "Kawhi's Depends"
          3) Drake will write a song called Depending on Kawhi, and tweet that out to his 30M followers, once-a-month.
          4) Uncle Dennis collects commissions out the yin-yang.

          Did I miss anything?

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          • l have a problem with the notion that Kawhi's quietness is a negative factor.
            Air Jordan shoes are extremely popular to Chinese teens who never saw Jordan play let alone hear him do interviews in China. LOL.

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            • golden wrote: View Post
              So, just to recap:

              1) Rogers and Bell will hook Kawhi up with a 'Depends' sponsorship deal. He gets to design his own signature underwear.
              2) In an upcoming 'Giants of Africa' documentary, Masai will feature Obama saying how he loves wearing "Kawhi's Depends"
              3) Drake will write a song called Depending on Kawhi, and tweet that out to his 30M followers, once-a-month.
              4) Uncle Dennis collects commissions out the yin-yang.

              Did I miss anything?
              That depends
              It's Klaw Season. Time to hunt.

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              • Axel wrote: View Post
                I've honestly never heard this theory before!

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                • Nilanka wrote: View Post
                  Yes, that is Marios original opponent, Donkey Kong
                  It's Klaw Season. Time to hunt.

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                  • KeonClark wrote: View Post
                    Yes, that is Marios original opponent, Donkey Kong
                    Lol, successfully derailed another thread.

                    #OffSeason

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                    • Nilanka wrote: View Post
                      Lol, successfully derailed another thread.

                      #OffSeason

                      But still, is a hotdog a sandwich?
                      Heir, Prince of Cambridge

                      If you see KeonClark in the wasteland, please share your food and water with him.

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                      • Axel wrote: View Post
                        But still, is a hotdog a sandwich?
                        Disagree, Pineapple does not belong on Pizza.

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                        • Everything Kawhi Leonard

                          http://chumam.streamon.fm/listen-pl-9363?smc=11#
                          Last edited by A.I; Tue Jul 24th, 2018, 03:46 PM.

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                          • Axel wrote: View Post
                            But still, is a hotdog a sandwich?

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                            • Bonus Jonas wrote: View Post
                              yes

                              it’s meat in between bread
                              When I fold my Pizza, does it become a Sandwich?

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                              • Joey wrote: View Post
                                When I fold my Pizza, does it become a Sandwich?
                                No pizza is integrated

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