@FakeCoachPop

[mcHAPPY]

http://twitter.com/#!/FakeCoachPop

I'm not sure this is not really him.

Absolutely hilarious. A sampling:

FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
You know what solves problems? More lawsuits and more lawyers. Works all the time.
16 hours ago



FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
Opening a Lemonade stand. I'll provide stand, ingredients, all you have to do is pour. No, you don't get 53% of profits


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
Press Conference over. I'm exhausted. I have full day of sitting on my couch figuring out why kids don't want to play for millions


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
There is no Santa. It's your parents RT @Imakeupstuff: Is your beard long enough for you to get Santa job at the Mall?
17 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
We all win if that happens RT @BPChp: @FakeCoachPop Cage match, who wins: Matt Bonner or Brian Scalabrine?
17 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
As much as I miss the hemorrhoids I had in '99 RT @JessicaRedfield: How much do you miss dealing media?
17 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
Don't die RT @_BENA_: Any advice to Splitter during the lockout?
17 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
As good as Tony Parker was as a faithful husband RT @benhunted: How would you rate Tim Tebow as a quarterback?
17 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
About 30 days after the players realize they are hired help RT @SpursUTSA_Homer: When do you expect the season to start?
17 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
I retired in '08. Just haven't told RC yet RT @jad626: Have you considered retirement during the lockout?
17 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
Great question. You must work for the Express-News RT @_BENA_: Ginobili or Duncan?
17 Nov

FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
As long as the checks still cash RT @joe_gamboa: How would do feel about no Duncan, a really old Manu, with Parker and rooks for 2012.
17 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
My wife's cooking RT @RealTalkRuben: What is your least favorite part of the lockout?
17 Nov

FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
Interior Design RT @RealTalkRuben: How are you utilizing Richard Jefferson's talents during the lockout?
17 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
Lunges RT @panther22g: What's Bonner doing to stay in basketball shape?
17 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
Yes. I'll ask Kobe's ankle to give the speech RT @Ayatollah_PtR: Should the Spurs retire Bowen's jersey?
17 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
False sense of entitlement RT @rappmt: Why couldn't a deal get done when the players gave up more than $300 million a season.
17 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
Richard Jefferson. He'd enjoy it RT @docrostov: Which spur would have the best chance of surviving a Turkish prison?
17 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
Hibernate RT @rappmt: What has Dejuan done since getting released from his Russian team?
17 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
I don't recall that series ever taking place RT @cagergarner: Would the spurs win a rematch against the grizzlies?
17 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
I saw Stern once win a knife fight vs Bart Giamatti in '87 RT @TimC_PtR: Who wins in a UFC fight... Stern or Boies?
17 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
There are no suits built to contain awesome RT @docrostov: @FakeCoachPop why doesn't Matt Bonner own a suit?
17 Nov

FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
I'm my own favorite also. RT @jackclemens1: @FakeCoachPop you are my favorite.
17 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
I have not put on pants since Monday. No upcoming plans either.
17 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
I'm getting antsy. Heading to the airport to yell at foreigners.
17 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
Tim Duncan missed his $1.75 million dollar paycheck today. Luckily, Modern Warfare 3 & weed only costs $85
15 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
How did that direct deposit look this morning players?
15 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
Yes, it is true that I'm talking with overseas teams. Fielding offers from MI6, CIA and the Mossad as we speak.
14 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
Only bad news today? That Barea midget gets to be a reigning NBA champ for another year.
14 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
I've been told my suggestion of mandatory 1980's short shorts was not included in the NBA proposal. Devastated.
14 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
Get a good night sleep NBA players, you have a big day ahead of you tomorrow refusing to play for millions!
14 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
NEIN NEIN NEIN! RT @swish41: Wow. Wer hat bayern gegen artland angeschaut? Super spannendes spiel mit wahnsinnsende.
12 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
Every time I get upset at the NBA players, I check my latest direct deposit. That's something they can't do right now.
8 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
You give me Jerry Sandusky, a tool box and 45 uninterrupted minutes. Justice will be served.
8 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
I just vetoed Derek Fisher's last offer in .4 seconds. #PayBack
7 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
WHO AUTHORIZED THIS? MY OFFICE...NOW! RT @spurs: We have a young Assistant Coach Pop sighting on Spurs Flashback! t.co/TsrIH0LT
7 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
Offer: Owners will give you 52%. Mandatory drug tests 52 weeks a year. If you fail, you're banned from league. Deal?
3 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
@
@Monroe_SA You are the only media person I don't hate. I just dislike you. Consider that a compliment.
2 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
Retirement is for quitters RT @Monroe_SA: Popovich longest-tenured coach of 4 major sports. t.co/fovFzWK5
2 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
Today would've been our season opener. To keep with tradition, I'm disgusted with Richard Jefferson already.
2 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
Derek Fisher is outside on my yard with the boombox blasting Peter Gabriel. My neighbors are not amused.
2 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
BREAKING: I just offered Tracy McGrady a 10 day contract....to power wash my driveway.
1 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
If you X-Ray your kids Halloween candy, you are a pussy.
1 Nov


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
On a positive note, I just found a bottle of '78 Montrachet in the basement. SKINNY DIPPING TIME!
28 Oct
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FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
We pay kids in the league to be born tall. Hell of a job if you can get it.
28 Oct Favorite Retweet Reply


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
Richard Jefferson makes as much as 171 US Soldiers. Keep fighting for the 52% players! A noble cause indeed!
28 Oct


FakeCoachPop Gregory Popovich
Players won't accept 50%. Another reason why we should have mandatory military service for every kid out of high school

[Bendit]

http://twitter.com/#!/FakeCoachPop

I'm not sure this is not really him.

Absolutely hilarious. A sampling:

I dont believe its him mostly on the RJ tweets...too much of the gay undertone in them.

Most of those were quite funny.

[RaptorDan]

If I was Greg Popovich I would totally open a twitter account called fakecoachpop and then say whatever the hell I wanted. Hilarious. Nice find Matt!

[Nilanka]

The lemonade stand tweet was brilliant!

[Joey]

It was funny, but not really an accurate analogy.

The owners provide the Stand and the Cups.
The players provide the Flavour, Ingredients, Enjoyment and Unique Pouring Talent.
The players are the reason anyone is coming and spending $100 for that cup of Lemonade.


You think any High Class strip Club could replace its Hottest girls with Fat, Gross, Wrinkly women and still provide the same product to their clientele?