The Raptors Republic "Hey I'm New" Introduction Thread

[heinz57]

Did you actually?

yeah. i was like six years old or something.... at that point in life it didn't take alot to make me cry... steal one of my chicken mcnuggets, and the waterworks would come flowing

[LBF]

LOL. it's up there. Definitely my favourite Tom Cruise movie. the soundtrack was the first cassette i ever owned as a kid

i cried when Goose died.

Did you actually?

[themasao]

(And by a few, I mean one. Yikes, has it only been one year?)

[themasao]

WOOHOO! Found my password!!

Back after a long hiatus, but never officially introduced myself when I joined a few years back. A belated hello to all you fine folk!

[heinz57]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwBbrngafl0

Don't lie Heinz. This is your favourite movie...

LOL. it's up there. Definitely my favourite Tom Cruise movie. the soundtrack was the first cassette i ever owned as a kid

i cried when Goose died.

[LBF]

the funniest part typing it out though was Kenny Loggins popped up in my head for no good reason... that alone made me do the mad scientist laugh at my desk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwBbrngafl0

Don't lie Heinz. This is your favourite movie...

[NoPropsneeded]

hey.....

I'm just kidding. Welcome to RaptorsRepublic, home of the most badass team in the league

[NoPropsneeded]

hey.....

Yo, you got the wrong forum bro. This ain't the Cavs forum

[KyrieFromHalfCourt]

hey.....

[NoPropsneeded]

That's what I do at least. See, I used two posts for this.

Learn from the master

[Sig]

haha

[heinz57]

the funniest part typing it out though was Kenny Loggins popped up in my head for no good reason... that alone made me do the mad scientist laugh at my desk

[Doc]

there's an initiation process... i can't say too much.

i will say, you are probably going to need 3 condoms (2 of which should not be used), a syringe of penicillin, an elastic band, a kenny loggins CD, saran wrap (preferably 100 sq foot roll, but in a pinch you could make a 50 sq foot roll work), 3 kgs of pork belly, and a spatula.

it's a completely painless process though.... as your emotions are not an actual physical thing and therefore can't feel pain

Holy shit. I nearly spit out my coffee reading that.

*stands up and claps*

[heinz57]

i'll explain how to become a superstar at a later date. you're going to want to take notes though, so make sure you have a full pad of foolscap folio paper

[heinz57]

how do i become an all star? like get promoted .. ?
ive been on this page for a long while and view it more than 4 times a day ..

if i need to have something on my resume i posted a thread in the everything raptors forum and got around 2.5k views and around 55 replies ..
ive also made other threads, but thats probably my best!

there's an initiation process... i can't say too much.

i will say, you are probably going to need 3 condoms (2 of which should not be used), a syringe of penicillin, an elastic band, a kenny loggins CD, saran wrap (preferably 100 sq foot roll, but in a pinch you could make a 50 sq foot roll work), 3 kgs of pork belly, and a spatula.

it's a completely painless process though.... as your emotions are not an actual physical thing and therefore can't feel pain