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hotfuzz wrote: View PostI'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Ibaka. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him hitting free throws on the yard outside and running cone drills shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Ibaka. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry and sexually frustrated. Sometimes we will look across the table at dinner and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
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hotfuzz wrote: View PostI'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Ibaka. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him hitting free throws on the yard outside and running cone drills shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Ibaka. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry and sexually frustrated. Sometimes we will look across the table at dinner and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
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Mitch P wrote: View PostMy daughter thinks it's weird that I spend time on this forum. So just to give her an idea of the kind of thing we talk about here I showed her this post. I think she's worried about me.
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hotfuzz wrote: View PostI'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Ibaka. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him hitting free throws on the yard outside and running cone drills shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Ibaka. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry and sexually frustrated. Sometimes we will look across the table at dinner and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
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Ebonhawke wrote: View PostMy condolences, in advance, to the hundreds of AA batteries that will perish today by Toronto fans constantly changing channels between the Raptors, the Leafs, and TFC .
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