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Holy Shitballs!!!
That was a long summer without Raptors basketball...
I mean, yes, the draft was real nice
And there was some hard won growth at international tourneys
Rico and the Raps finally sealed the deal. Hines had our guys running 24/7
Hell --- even Hollywood made its way North
Summer league showed us some promise
And for a number of us around here ... even preseason was to be enjoyed.
FUCK YOU NICK NURSE, EDMONTON WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.
(To allay confusion: The above is facetiousness.)
ENOUGH WITH
ALL THAT GAHBAGE!!!!
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IT'S FINALLY HERE
THE MAIN EVENT
Fighting out of the loser's corner:
The Cleveland Cavaliers Starting lineup:
ANNNNNNNNNNND...
IN THE WINNERS CORNER:
FIRST OFF --
YOUR REIGNING
UNDISPUTED
R O T Y
BY A COUNTRY MILE:
SCOTTTTTTTIEEEEEEEEEEEE
B-B-B-B-BARRRNNNESSSS!!!!!!
NEXT UP:
YOUR FUTURE DPOY --
HE'S A RAPTOR. NOW & FOREVER.
OOOOOHHH
GEEEEEEEEEEEE
ANUNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-B-B-B-B-B-BYYYYYYYYYYY
INTRODUCING YOUR 2022/2023 6MOTY
HE'S HERE TO STEAL YOUR HEART
-- AND THEIR SPIRIT
GARRRRRRRRRYYYYYY
TR-TR-TR-TRENT
JUNIOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR
From Rockford Illinois --
STANDING AT 6 FOOT 1 INCHES TALL GENEROUSLY
YOUR 2021/2022 NBA ALL STAR
NBA FINALS MVP VOTE RECIPIENT
NBA CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
FREDDDDDDDDDY
VANNNNN
VLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
AND FINALLY
MIP --> ALL STAR --> ALL NBA -->
NBA FINALS CHAMPION OF THE WOOORRLLLD
ALL SPICY
ALLLLLLL THE TIIIIIIIIIIIIME
P-P-P-PASCAL
SIAAAAAAKAAAMMMMMM
DID I MISS ANYBODY?
OH THAT'S RIGHT, THANKS NICK ---
PERHAPS THE BIGGEST DEVELOPMENT WE'RE GOING TO SEE THIS YEAR --- THE ADDITION THAT WILL CATAPULT, OR TREBUCHET US, IF YOU WILL, INTO THE UPPER ECHELONS OF THE ALL TIME GREAT FRANCHISES ---TO BRING US BACK TO GREATNESS AND FLOOD THE STREETS OF TORONTO ONCE MORE WITH MILLIONS OF FANS FROM AROUND THE WOOOOOOORRRRRRLD!!!!
A BENCH IS A BEAUTIFUL THING.
A BEAUTIFUL WOODEN BENCH IS USEFUL
TO SIT NEARBY THE WATER AND WATCH BIRDS
AND LOOK AT ADJACENT FOLIAGE.
LET'S GO RAPTORS!!!!!!!
(Is the site still working?)
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