Raptors MMA- Bargs is GSP

[ebrian]

I don't follow MMA, but isn't GSP unbeaten or something like that? We're talking about that french-looking guy right? How can that be compared to Bargnani, the disappointment?

[Multipaul]

This thread just goes to show how nerdy Raptors Republic really is. Mulitpaul, can I join you in the unemployment line?

Nerd Republic! Bring a bottle of whisky in a brown paper bag, we can do it up hobo style.

[Multipaul]

Bargs - mouth breathing bouncer who drinks too much and is inexplicably irresistable to women (and multipaul)

Jose - gargoyle

Derozan - tallest employee at denny's

J Johnson- 2011 version of Shaft

A Johnson- physicist

J Bayless- sweaty stockbroker

A Ajinca- chained in a french basement and dressed in leathers

E Davis- a cop (agree - a cop)

L Barbosa- elf

S Weems- joey graham

Solomon Alabi- motivational speaker

Joey Dorsey- high school football coach

Linas Kleiza- extra in eastern european porn films

Julian Wright- also a gargoyle

reggie evans - cannibal

Reggie the Cannibal! that's awesome

[Multipaul]

Bargs - Bear Grylls. Cuz he ruthlessss, and eats random shit like italian food aha (have nothing against pizza)

+1, Bargs should also get some grillz, like, gold teeth, that have letters that say "P-R-I-M-O" on the front

[e2thed]

If Raptors were TV show characters:
Jay Triano- bald dude from dragons den, hes talks mad shit on TV as well
DeMar- Will, fresh prince of Bel- Air, dude got game
Sonny- Jazz , fresh prince of Bel-Air, he getting kicked the f#$% out soon
Bargs- Barney the dinosaur
James J- black power ranger 1st season
Amir J- Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars, all he do is hustle
Ed- dude from CSI: Miami, he a boss
Barbosa- the dog whisperer, you know hes good with the bitches
Jose- spanish game show host on TLN
Joey- Dr Hibbert, simpsons
Jerryd- The Brain , Pinky and the Brain, they kinda got the same head lol
Ajinca- Patrick, spongbob squarepants, looks like a dummy
Alabi- Kunta Kinte, Roots
Kleiza- Hank Hill, king of the hill, they are both boring as hell
Julian- host of cash cab, I know that dude is smart
Reggie- Dexter, he be murdering fools

[Multipaul]

If Raptors were TV show characters:
Jay Triano- bald dude from dragons den, hes talks mad shit on TV as well
DeMar- Will, fresh prince of Bel- Air, dude got game
Sonny- Jazz , fresh prince of Bel-Air, he getting kicked the f#$% out soon
Bargs- Barney the dinosaur
James J- black power ranger 1st season
Amir J- Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars, all he do is hustle
Ed- dude from CSI: Miami, he a boss
Barbosa- the dog whisperer, you know hes good with the bitches
Jose- spanish game show host on TLN
Joey- Dr Hibbert, simpsons
Jerryd- The Brain , Pinky and the Brain, they kinda got the same head lol
Ajinca- Patrick, spongbob squarepants, looks like a dummy
Alabi- Kunta Kinte, Roots
Kleiza- Hank Hill, king of the hill, they are both boring as hell
Julian- host of cash cab, I know that dude is smart
Reggie- Dexter, he be murdering fools

LMAO, Barbosa!!!

[MangoKid]

Alabi- Kunta Kinte, Roots

That's a tad on the offensive side.

[heinz57]

That's a tad on the offensive side.

for real..

alabi - geordi laforge, star trek TNG

[Multipaul]

for real..

alabi - geordi laforge, star trek TNG

"It's reeeeeaddding raiiinnbboowwww"

[e2thed]

That's a tad on the offensive side.

Didn't mean it in a racist way, hopefully I didnt offend anyone. He is African and that was a TV series about Africa per se. I was gonna put Reggie as Fiddla but that would have been overboard.

[The Rawth]

+1, Bargs should also get some grillz, like, gold teeth, that have letters that say "P-R-I-M-O" on the front

haha bargs: "F*** money, get pasta"

[Multipaul]

haha bargs: "F*** money, get pasta"

LMAO!!

He should get some PRIMO tats too