Disclaimer
Given the recent events with Princess Kate,
all Jontay satire included below shall be considered void,
if the above player was intimidated into action.
Thank you.
And with that said,
let me echo my first reaction...
We were throwing games??!!
I thought we were just bad.
The next step in the evolution of this story,
was the clever joke...beaten to death.
I appreciate the more subtle ones
And of course the other obvious one.
Maybe he can just blame it on his translator.
Alas, there was actually a game last night.
It was ugly.
How ugly?
Excuse me my friend,
in true Raptors fashion, I consider that a Raptors rebound.
Sure, they didn't get the ball,
but the Nets didn't score nor did they get the rebound, ergo,
the Raptors must be credited with a rebound.
For clarity, see below
Ironically, my theory was proven right.
It went to a jump ball in which the Raptors gained possession.
So they took a circuitous route, but they got the rebound.
Straws my friends.
We're grasping at straws.
And speaking of rebounds, here's another one.
In a game in which we were crushed on the boards,
losing 50-30,
we won both jump balls.
Strange.
Another straw to grasp?...
This put a smile on my face.
You know what didn't put a smile on my face?
The last thing I would want is for the two of them to come back from their personal losses,
and get smoked by the only other team either of them have ever known.
Thankfully,
So what is there to play for tomorrow night?
Nobody get arrested?
Don't let Precious get 20/20 on us?
See if we can make Deuce play all 48 minutes and do the halftime show?
Whatever you're looking at,
grasp something and enjoy.
Straws. We're talking about straws here.
Go Raps
Given the recent events with Princess Kate,
all Jontay satire included below shall be considered void,
if the above player was intimidated into action.
Thank you.
And with that said,
let me echo my first reaction...
We were throwing games??!!
I thought we were just bad.
The next step in the evolution of this story,
was the clever joke...beaten to death.
I appreciate the more subtle ones
And of course the other obvious one.
Maybe he can just blame it on his translator.
Alas, there was actually a game last night.
It was ugly.
How ugly?
Excuse me my friend,
in true Raptors fashion, I consider that a Raptors rebound.
Sure, they didn't get the ball,
but the Nets didn't score nor did they get the rebound, ergo,
the Raptors must be credited with a rebound.
For clarity, see below
Ironically, my theory was proven right.
It went to a jump ball in which the Raptors gained possession.
So they took a circuitous route, but they got the rebound.
Straws my friends.
We're grasping at straws.
And speaking of rebounds, here's another one.
In a game in which we were crushed on the boards,
losing 50-30,
we won both jump balls.
Strange.
Another straw to grasp?...
This put a smile on my face.
You know what didn't put a smile on my face?
The last thing I would want is for the two of them to come back from their personal losses,
and get smoked by the only other team either of them have ever known.
Thankfully,
So what is there to play for tomorrow night?
Nobody get arrested?
Don't let Precious get 20/20 on us?
See if we can make Deuce play all 48 minutes and do the halftime show?
Whatever you're looking at,
grasp something and enjoy.
Straws. We're talking about straws here.
Go Raps
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