NFL Fantasy Dynasty League (S8)

[James Ballswin (Realizar)]

I’m thrilled about having drafted three of this year’s five best rookie RB: Mike Sanders, Tony Pollard and Justice Hill.

Plus, I picked-up the #1 WR on my draft board; and, I landed the best available perennial all-pro LB according to Yahoo predictions.

I’ve got one word for all you knocked-nosed nickleback knuckleheads: BOH!

[Mack North]

I was very ill-prepared for that draft... Not one of my best, but I stand by my picks for now.

[Apollo]

Harry might have a hard time getting the ball with Josh Gordon, Julian Edleman and Demaryius Thomas in front of him.

[Mack North]

Harry might have a hard time getting the ball with Josh Gordon, Julian Edleman and Demaryius Thomas in front of him.

Everything I was reading is that Harry was going to be starting alongside Edelman... those columns were likely written before the Gordon reinstatement which I totally forgot about.

I honestly didn't do much scouting at all until I got into the draft room like 10 mins before the draft. I wanted Hockenson at TE, but I decided to go with Kyler Murray as a stash and hoped for TJ in round 2, but jbml gobbled him up before I had the chance.

They have me at 199 points projected for week 1, so I believe I'll be fine if my team stays healthy.

[Apollo]

Gordon got reinstated a couple daysish before the draft. Harry was on my consideration list before that. I had Gordon queued with my second round pick but opted to instead roll the dice and wait a round seeing how who knows how long he will play before hitting the bong or whatever. Personally I think its a stupid rule by the NFL. It's legal in a bunch of states, get with the times. It's not like he wants to drop to one knee in the pregame anthem and blaze a big joint or anything.

I need to figure out how to make room for a couple DL guys. They're projecting me to be around 215 with two empty starter slots, bring on Axel.

[James Ballswin (Realizar)]

The auction price market value for DL players has ‘ballooned’ and is now ‘bubbling’.

[Apollo]

Hey, I'm kinda surprised you didn't go DL in rounds one and two. You clearly deviated from your past IDP only draft strategy.

[Axel]

Via Fantasypros.com. The draft ranks, week 1 ranks and dynasty ranks. Dynasty rank isn't a champion predictor so don't lose your shit guys.

This is why I went Hollywood in the first round - need to find that next star WR and he is the best rookie wideout. With no glaring holes elsewhere, makes sense to pass up a guy like Montgomery (who would be on the bench behind Saquan, Karmara and Mixon).

[James Ballswin (Realizar)]

Hey, I'm kinda surprised you didn't go DL in rounds one and two. You clearly deviated from your past IDP only draft strategy.

The Yahoo! auto-draft minions and I had huge outdoor draft jam last night. And right when I was on the clock to pick my R1 those French buggers nearly slipped Deion fucking Jones past Mike Sanders.

So I gave each one of them two of those giant campfire marsh-mellows to wear on their feet and forced them all to walk the endless Southern coastal burning-hot-coal highway to HELL.

#Kicking-&-Burning_The-Million-Minions-Screaming-for-Vengence-March_(Heil-Hydra!)

[Apollo]

The Yahoo! auto-draft minions and I had huge outdoor draft jam last night. And right when I was on the clock to pick my R1 those French buggers nearly slipped Deion fucking Jones past Mike Sanders.

So I gave each one of them two of those giant campfire marsh-mellows to wear on their feet and forced them all to walk the endless Southern coastal burning-hot-coal highway to HELL.

#Kicking-&-Burning_The-Million-Minions-Screaming-for-Vengence-March_(Heil-Hydra!)

See, I figured it was more like this: "Monsieur, you should take Miles Sanders with your top pick. Oui?"

Meanwhile I was TOTALLY bummed that I was about to miss out on another complete stud RB by just a couple picks:
David Montgomery. They won't even let this rookie play pre-season games, they're saving him for the regular season. I think his career floor is Matt Forte.

This is why I went Hollywood in the first round - need to find that next star WR and he is the best rookie wideout. With no glaring holes elsewhere, makes sense to pass up a guy like Montgomery (who would be on the bench behind Saquan, Karmara and Mixon).

Whether its BPA or need, whatever wins the chip is all that matters in my books.

[Axel]

Whether its BPA or need, whatever wins the chip is all that matters in my books.

I think the Dynasty rankings speak for themselves.

And of course, I face you in week 1.

[James Ballswin (Realizar)]

Connecting dots:

Antonio Brown is doing anything and everything he has to do to avoid training and playing during the pre-season.

To this I say bold kudos and bestow high praise to The Gridiron Pre-Season Helmet-Head Renegade, AB, and his cunning agent extrodinaire.

[Apollo]

I think the Dynasty rankings speak for themselves.

And of course, I face you in week 1.

Hey, you can have the future. I want week one and the 2019 championship. I need that third one in order to pull away from Mango as the undisputed GOAT.

[Axel]

Hey, you can have the future. I want week one and the 2019 championship. I need that third one in order to pull away from Mango as the undisputed GOAT.

Neither of you will be, just getting my head of steam to rip off a few titles. Barkley, Karama look to be the best RB duo for the next 5 years.

[Apollo]

Stiff competition. You have two teams with over half the league hardware and another team who's lived in the finals for like the past 100 years (Drizz).